64 Responses to "From Birth, This Kid Had No Chance of Getting Laid. Thanks, Geek Mom and Geek Dad."
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I wish you had an education when you were a kid. It’s a fucking STAR WARS stroller, not Transformers, you fucking DUMBSHIT.
I particularly like the Jango Fett armband the guy has.
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So until next time, take care of yourselves, and each other.
here we go again …
His/her parents are geekier than he/she, and they got laid…
yall r pretty DAMN ridiculous
Oh the irony
This article will eventually destroy the Universe
Didn’t his dad got laid and hence the baby?
simmer down children the question isn’t whether or not the kid will get laid it’s where i can get one of those kick ass strollers
Forsooth! Yonder photograph has been modified photoshoppically!
if he grows up to be cute
id fuck him
the child is adopted.. there’s no way that guy would have gotten laid, ever…..
cue baby in snowspeeder stroller – epic battle ensues. ends in two nerd babies fucking creating super nerd babies.
…wait what?
Dude. FUCKING GENIUS!
YES! … except it really hasn’t been photoshopped, and so you and he are both fucksticks. Retry? Cancel?
So.. what all these comments boil down to is thats a sweet AT-AT stroller, an awesome Imperial Tattoo, an Epic Jango arm band and Finally that even geeks get some, and judgeing from the pick it doesnt matter how geeky you are
My kid is 10, but I suddenly feel the need to get this stroller.
I can’t beleive this kid gets such a sweet ass Transformers stroller, he’s gonna be the next Micheal Bay: The King of Sci-Fi Cinema. I wish I had such a bitchin’ Transformers stroller when I was a kid..
Then how did the child come to be?
Obviously his dad got laid
i dont care if it’s geeky, nerdy or retard, that is one sweet ride !
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Well technically he does walk on water, since there’s a barrier between atoms that doesn’t allow them to actually touch
mARBLECAKE is gOoD
The thigh is the part of the leg above the knee.
Well it got the chick that gave birth to that kid wet instantly.
Jesus fuck … FAIL. Fuckin pack it in already.
Havin a bad day punkin’? Not like you have any brain cells to spare sparky…that’s all I’m saying.
Thank god you know every portion of the male anatomy.
love the name dude…fuck you haha
yes if you poop out of your knee.
hahaha the internet is serious business!
I doubt the fact that you recognize that so easily as an Imperial Emblem gets chicks wet instantly.
Nothing like double-posting & looking like a dumbfuck when you’re trying to anonymously talk smack.
I’m a guy, so YES, I know the male anatomy. Come up with something better. You can do it.
Thank you.
Bye, Anon, it’s been real, but I can’t spare the brain cells for you anymore. Go yell at Crud & Paul like everybody else.
You lost. So shut the fuck up.
Thanks god you know every portion of the male anatomy…
Thanks for the words of encouragement big fella…I only hope to become half as good a poster as you.
Never made a mistake did ya sport? Oh, that’s right, you walk on water (in your fucking wading pool). Give a heads up next time you put on a demonstration of your skills.
dude you made my day ^^
THIGH?!? Someone flunked anatomy …
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Thank you – someone finally got it! It’s Italian for “fuck off.” Props to you!
NOT COOL.
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That’s what you really mean.
lets move it to the left guys
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Haha, love how this is all hugging the right.
fuck that unless you were born in africa and you moved to america you arent an aafrican american! you are an american who is black.
lol fish is good isnt it
nice thats too fummy
the portion of the body that the imperial tatto is on is not the thigh but the calf of the leg i would have to say he either flunked it or was payin to much attn to the guy next to him beatin off
yeah, i doubt the imperial emblem tattoo on the thigh gets chicks wet instantly
Are you kidding me? That stroller alone gonna get him more ass than a toilet seat. Get his dad laid to.
I find it very sad that even denizens of the internet can fail to recognize and AT-AT walker. Has it truly been so long since “The Empire Strikes Back”?
i dig the pram..baby transformers..hehe wus gonna watch transfomers?its in cinemas..wat yal going on abt ay
even better… a NURF light saber !
Dude in the background has quite the green saber…
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Even nerds can get laid with Sexy Chicks right here…
LOL You tell ‘em SuperSparky. It’s so friggin annoying. A real barfathon that happens in most every thread, especially youtube. Didn’t expect here for some stupid reason. Bummer.
I dont care I think thats 1 sweet ass stroller.
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The fact this kid exists pretty much negates all comments here. The geek tattoo etc. all prove the despite the claims, the geek scored twice. Once for the act, and the second for the proof. Continuing on with the Geek tradition.
It just proves, some chicks dig geeks too. Well, just the ones that get out of their momma’s basements and stop flaming others on the Internet for their own jealousy and cowardice.
Reproduction only occurs with hands on real breasts and not ones own joystick. The joystick must be strategically stowed, like Luke Skywalker in Star Wars, except you want to avoid the exhaust port in this case to achieve an explosion that will bring results.
The irony of a post negating all of its own comments shall live on until five minutes from now when I forget about it.
Oh, look, something shiny…
I hear ya, man. How could there be ANYTHING that might have happened in the last 25 years that could have pushed the AT-AT walker into the back of our minds? Fuckin’ snob assholes with their “lives” and shit …
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