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Blender Magazine Wants Britney Spears Dead

According to Defamer.com, they received an anonymous tip that the following casting notice has been sent out to all the fit little females in Hollywood.

So here is a little casting that my agency has posted! Proof that nothing is as it seems in Hollywood:
Photo double / Female / Caucasian / 18 – 25 /

We are casting for a Britney Spears body double for her Blender Magazine photoshoot. You must have shoulder to medium length blonde hair.

This person must also be in shape! 5’2″ to 5’5″. This will be a take off of a Bert Stern photograph of Marilyn Monroe in bed, from the last shoot before her death. Your face will not be shown in the final photograph/cover. You will just be her toned-fit body”

If this unsubstantiated casting is real, we shouldn’t just let self-destructing Spears have all the fun. Hey Blender, if you need any help photoshopping Owen Wilson’s head onto Kurt Cobain’s body, just let me know.

2 Responses to "Blender Magazine Wants Britney Spears Dead"

  1. SabrinaSexxy says:

    i could be her body double. let me know what you think lol

  2. dickgrays1 says:

    I’m sure that Blender Magazine is not alone. Just sayin’