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Shamwow’s already had his tongue bitten off, give him a break.
He seems to be pretty siked about his invention, maybe we’ll be seeing it in an infomercial with billy mays or that jackass shamwow guy (who should be kicked in the nuts).
After the election, a slightly less sophisticated version of the Manchurian Candidate is released known as the Alabama Tard.
Due to the lack of fast food remnants around his mouth, I personally do not believe this is from America. Probably Kazakhstan.
This is why America is awesome, you just can’t compete with the level of ingenuity. They should hire this guy to save GM, not that it’s really worth saving.
Yeah, but he does have the weight packed on from years of eating fried foods and sitting around on his ass, pulling his pork and writing comments on Holy Taco. American for sure.
FUCK YOU, you fatass pork-pulling hypocrite.
(I would have responded sooner but I was busy eating fried foods and pulling my pork.)
He should be careful. In time he could develop a dangerous tumor.