New Children’s Book Explains Mommy’s New Face

posted 04/24/2008
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The next time little Susie asks mommy why she has bandages all over her face and a brand new torso, she can just read a new book written by a plastic surgeon called “My Beautiful Mommy.” According to nysun.com:

A Bal Harbour, Fla., plastic surgeon has written “My Beautiful Mommy, which explains cosmetic surgery to school-age children. The story focuses on a teddy bear-clutching little girl whose mother is about to go in for a nose job and a tummy tuck.

“Kids tend to associate a doctor’s visit with being sick, Dr. Salzhauer, a father of four, said. “They come in with this puzzled look on their face and ask questions like, “Is mommy dying?’

I’m so glad someone is taking the time to sit down and teach children about all the positive aspects of plastic surgery. Someone should’ve given this book to Jocelyn Wildenstein’s offspring. Ya know, just to allay their fears and let them know that plastic surgery always turns out great.

jocelyn wildenstein before after plastic surgery

Tags: 2008-04, beautiful mommy, Blog entry, book, News, plastic surgery

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11 Responses to "New Children’s Book Explains Mommy’s New Face"

Matty D says:

April 27, 2008 at 4:03 pm

“Is Mommy dieing?” No, much worse she’s vain and shallow, sorry son.
Eli says:

May 8, 2008 at 8:47 pm

@Baked Potato – No, that’s just Dane Cook.
Baked Potato says:

April 24, 2008 at 10:05 pm

i know you said it in your previous post, but you’ve just outdone yourself. THIS is the worst photoshop job you’ve ever done. she looks hideous and nothing like the original. leave the photoshop work to the pros….
Steve says:

April 25, 2008 at 12:14 am

The seriously wierd thing about this is, she thinks she looks “good”
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Steve says:

April 25, 2008 at 12:16 am

Yo, Baked Potato. That bitch actually looks like that, “Believe it, or not”
carol says:

April 25, 2008 at 1:17 am

Srsly.. She really does look like that. She has spent 100′s of thousands of dollars to look like…. her cat!!! Im- purrfect, to say the least!
Eli says:

April 25, 2008 at 3:57 am

@Baked_Potato – What fucking pros? Fucking eh, direct me to these pros so I can bitch slap them for being pros at photoshop.
Pratik says:

April 25, 2008 at 7:17 am

You should’ve just posted Carrot Top’s new look. That shit is downright horrifying.
Keeblerkahn says:

April 25, 2008 at 3:12 pm

I sure wouldn’t want to run into her on a moonless night in a TGI Fridays parking lot.
s1rusdav1rus says:

April 26, 2008 at 4:10 am

i’ll give her a new face…and i only need one tool ;P
Baked Potato says:

April 27, 2008 at 4:17 am

@Eli – THIS, my friend, is a pro:
http://www.mydamnchannel.com/Big_Fat_Brain/You_Suck_at_Photoshop/YouSuckatPhotoshop1_398.aspx

New Children’s Book Explains Mommy’s New Face

11 Responses to "New Children’s Book Explains Mommy’s New Face"

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