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Oh Bill Cosby aerobics! You burn like 300 calories in less than 30 minutes. Beats the shit out of pedaling a bike for an hour at 80rpm!
I’m a fat fuck who’s so out of shape that whenever I get on a stationary bike, it turns itself off by going into ‘pause mode’ because I can’t pedal any faster than 30rpms on the lowest resistance.
I really need to get my pathetic body into shape.
I’m a fat pussy bitch that hides behind the name DonkeXote and everyone elses names to hide that fact that I have no balls. Also my family continually uses me worse than normal people use sex toys.
I’ve go to get a hold on my pathetic life
Why don’t ya learn how to use an apostrophe first, you stupid fuck?
Besides, you’re just pissed ’cause I use your same moves on you, except I do it better and with alot more success.
Face it faggot, I run circles around ya! AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!!!!!
I agree, I am myself scared shitless of DonkeyXote. I don’t know how or when he found out about my indian (red dot) heritage but I know this, I’m too intimidated to ever comment on one of his posts because there have actually been posts not written by DonkeyXote that tease me about being a hindu and not having a girlfriend.
I guess that’s his secret, he’s turning us all against us. It’s crazy! NO NICK is safe!!!
overused meme is still overused, and not funny.
Shit dude, I think it goes way back on that article on that beer can that read “The Jew’s ear juice” and you were like “There are enough Jews in Asia to can and sell this stuff?” and DonkeyXote was like “Fucking idiot, Israel is IN Asia, you fucking dumb ass cunt” and you (pratik) were like all bummed out and shit because you failed on the most basic knowledge of geography, specially when you present yourself as intelligent and whatnot.
Read it here: http://www.holytaco.com/its-best-part-je
ps – I guess that thing about your girlfriend is a load of imaginary BULLSHIT. But who am I to judge? I’ve got enough problems of my own!!
pawn!
CHAKA-LAKA, BOOM!!!!
http://www.holytaco.com/its-best-part-jew
EXTREME FAIL!!!
These are the ones I use:
- Dwight K. Schrute
-aAnd your names: DonkeyXote and philosopher.
Any other ones are other people, idiot. You on the other hand, use everyone else’s to back yourself up and make yourself seem more popular than you really are. All of which tells me and everyone else, that you are in fact a fat ass pussy-bitch mama’s boy that still lives in his mom’s basement.
P.S. Hope you enjoy tonights mexican bible study, your sequential hermaphrodite sister and tranny mom have been bragging about them for days now.
Like you would admit to using other nicks. Ha-Ha
“You on the other hand, use everyone else’s to back yourself up and make yourself seem more popular than you really are.”
> Is that why you’re so DETERMINED to seeing me leave HT? Are you threatened by me Dwight, be honest! jealous maybe? I’d say it is actually quite pathetic to think that you have any say in who stays and who leaves a website you’re in no way related to in any shape or form, other than your own egocentric immaturity. ARE YOU PERHAPS A LITTLE TOO ATTACHED TO IT?????
“All of which tells me and everyone else, that you are in fact a fat ass pussy-bitch mama’s boy that still lives in his mom’s basement.”
> I rest me case! You need a life!!!!!!!
I applaud you, Dwight. And, please, don’t stop until DonkeyXote has left the building for good. That guy’s a total fuckwit.
Captcha = Thinnest Croatian. Plenty of competition there, I’m sure. I also capitalize Eugenics for no fucking rEaSoN!!
eugenics!! (see what I did there, I didn’t capitalize it like I should’ve)
Let’s hope my previous comment wards off Donkey’s attacks. I just don’t think I can’t take it any more.
I don’t sleep
I don’t eat
I barely FAP now
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO AWAY DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE GO AWAY!!!!!!
Actually philosospher, I couldn’t care less about what you do, but I’ not surprised to see that your entire life consists of googling up HT articles were your name is mentioned and getting ass raped by the readers. That’s a nice cycle you got going there.
It took you 16 minutes to come up with that? Why do I get the feeling I threaten you???
Are you SHITTING your pants right now?
not everyone is glued to the computer waiting for your lame ass to comment
Kid, you know exactly what I’m talking about! by 16 minutes I mean the time difference in the last 2 posts you made from the 3. Get it BITCH??
First = March 25th, 2010 at 07:12 pm
Second = March 25th, 2010 at 07:14 pm
Third (the one in question) = March 25th, 2010 at 07:30 pm
Difference = 16 minutes for 46 words.
Tell me I’m wrong, tell me I don’t make you shit your pants or get your heart rate racing up a bit.
Fucking pussy! Go steal the lollypop off a handicap kid!
WOW! This retard really hasn’t figured it out yet, THERE IS MORE THAN ONE PERSON FUCKING WITH YOU!
Let’s wait and see if he figures it out this time.
Just admit it took you 16 whole minutes to come up with a comeback.
Buh buh buh… but.. ahahahahaha shut he fuck up you homo!!!
LEAVE ME ALONE DWIGHT!!!
DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND!! YOU CAN ONLY TAKE SO MANY ASS RAPES BY YOUR OWN FAMILY BEFORE YOUR MIND STARTS TO GO!
So please forgive my idiocy if I’m a little slower than most people, ok, alot slower than most people.
Couriers is a fucking idiot! why don’t you take your “nigger” speak somewhere else! It’s not 1963 anymore.
This isn’t racist at all. Caption would probably be more accurate if it read “Can you spot the atheist who was dragged to a revival?”
Then perhaps we should go back…TO THE FUTURE!
look at the bible!!!
Don’t tell me. It’s a tea bag rally.
Oh my…no wonder people want to kill us, when the world ends america will probably be the first hit my a giant asteroid. Why? Because AMERICA IS FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH THE DUMBEST, WORTHLESS, SHITIEST EXCUSES FOR HUMAN BEINGS EVER!! Proud to be an american? Not I! Keep going with your oh so witty banter people, dig your hole deeper, make your mommies and daddies proud! And when your done…kill yourselves! Two less morons in the world makes for a better place to live.
im just a passing by samaritan, and i just wanted to say that i love what yall have going on. great stuff guys.
Scamway!! Oops Amway!!
Will you cum on my pubes?
Those niggers are crazy!!!! And by the way… FIRST!
Hey no cuts fuckwit!
He sharts all over my disgusting man-boobs first then you do whatever you want!
I applaud you, Dwight K. Schrute. And, please, don’t stop until DonkeyXote has left the building for good. That guy’s a total fuckwit.
Captcha = Thinnest Croatian. Plenty of competition there, I’m sure.
*empathetic clap* *empathetic clap* *empathetic clap*
Bravo Dwight, Bra-vo!!
You guys are a disgusting bunch of homo-sexers!!
FAIL!!!
Nope, they just got the news that DonkeyXote has finally been driven from HT!
VICTORY!!!
http://www.PWNT.org
Donkey’s back! He finally got his head out of his tranny mom’s ass you guys!
We still hate your guts!
FAIL! but keep trying faggot, errr I mean Dwight K. Schrute, errr Olala, errr whatever name you’re hiding behind now, eventually you’ll get it retard.
It has now been more than two hours without somekind of reply.
I, Dwight K. Schrute, hereby declare victory in this confrontation. Any comment that comes after this shall hereby be declared inadequate and inconsequential.
Nice try philosopher, but I am clearly your superior.
^ That wasn’t me above. Only Donkey wraps his response in a web site address…www.FuckyouDonkeyXote.org
What are you trying to get at Anonymousy, I mean, Dwight K. Schrute, that you didn’t type something hideously corny and pathetic like the previous post? just because I cut and pasted it doesn’t take away the fact that you wrote in the first place, you stupid motherfucker.
FAIL!! TRY AGAIN BITCH, TRY AGAIN!!
Fuck!! what do I do? what do I do?
Here’s what I’ll do, I’ll just use my other nicks and tease him about his non-sequential hermaphrodite sister and his parabolic travestite grandpa that butt rapes his ass at night. YEAHH!! EAT THAT DONKEY!!!
FAILED AGAIN PHILOSOPHER!
Wasn’t me, but keep trying retard, you’ll get me eventually!
I already have.
Oh yea! You have! And I’m also the king of England! Wait, where’s my crown and sceptre, hmmm, guess that wasn’t me afterall philosopher, oh well.
No need to be a bitch about it, just take it like a man!
You do know what a man is, right?
Well Dwight, see the truth is that I don’t know what a man is, all my pathetic life I’ve been surrounded by trannies, hermaphrodites, and bi-sexuals, I need help getting ahold of my pathetic life, so please have mercy on me!
The Swiss already took a stand on something… keeping Jewish fortunes that the Nazis stole.
Hey Swisslady…Suck on my chocolate balls! Maybe someday your country will actually take a stand on something.
Is that so, or maybe you’re just hating because we could nuke your ass out of existance whenever we fucking feel like it.
USA! USA! USA!
P.S. The rest of the world sucks our balls!
funny americans and your racism, that why you are the global joke
The US is the greatest country in the world, well that’s until China surpases the Americans, which estimates predict to take les than 10 years.
Oh yeah.
I’d like you see you nuke the Chinese, even now, Uncle Dwight.
FAIL! Still not me, but keep trying DonkeyShow, errr I mean DonkeyXote, errr philosopher, errr whatever name you’re hiding behind now, eventually you’ll get it retard.
Sure kid, whatever helps you sleep at night. You do sleep, right?
It’s ok lads, Dwight K. Schrute is taking his time thinking up a come back!
- He’ll either resurrect one of his “emergency” monikers (DonkeyBlowMe, Ron Burgandy, Couriers’ Mom).
or
- He’ll just lay low for a couple days so he can comment in a lonesome article that noone will bother checking on – except him – just so he can feel a little better about himself.
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Dwight K. Schrute Says:
March 9th, 2010 at 08:37 pm
It has now been more than two days without somekind of reply.
I, Dwight K. Schrute, hereby declare victory in this confrontation. Any comment that comes after this shall hereby be declared inadequate and inconsequential.
Nice try philosopher, but I am clearly your superior.
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I’ll let ya marinate on that Dwight, try to keep your blood pressure down though!
Later FAGGOT!
Asso, gleetings American, we rike you vely much, we own your ass and are using altifitial ways of keeping your shitty cullancy flom hitting lock bottom, since it all belonging to us now, and we need to inflate its value so that you can keep spending it on our plastic products and get ever deeper in debt to us, just before we reprace you as the world number one superpower. How you rike them apples, round eyes?
Still not me on that copy and paste loser.
But I’m glad on two fronts:
1) people have taken up my name in trolling your dumb ass
2) You’re finally admitting that you are in fact philosopher by answering that post.
And another thing, you say that only a loser such as “myself” would check on a “lonesome post” no one checks but “me” yet you go back through the archives to copy and paste. If that makes whoever used my name, to troll you, a loser, what does that make you?
Don’t worry I’ll save you the brain cells you have left and answer that for you: A pussy ass loser with absolutely no life.
You truly are one stupid cunt. I don’t need to browse through the pages on HT, all I have to do is do a google search on this site and KAZAAM!
http://www.google.com.au/#hl=en&source=hp&q=holytaco+%2BDwight+%2BVictory&meta=&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=&fp=a0f78b3cad76dfe2
TRY AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER, YOU FAILED ONCE AGAIN!!!
I should probably stop commenting today on this thread so I don’t appear desperate, I mean Donkey has already spotted that. FUCKING DONKEY!! but then again I’m gonna look like a pussy and Donkey has already spotted that too. THAT FUCKING DONKEY!!! but if I comment I’m probably gonna lose my cool and say something asinine and stupid so I’m better off sleeping on it tonight and think up a good come back for tomorrow so that I can get him off my back and that way I can have the last word ’cause he will probably think I gave up ’cause I know that motherfucker has a life and he can’t be fucked checking old posts unless I mention it. THAT MOTHERFUCKING DONKEY!!!
Here’s what I’ll do, I’ll just use my other nicks and tease him about his non-sequential hermaphrodite sister and his parabolic travestite grandpa that butt rapes his ass at night. YEAHH!! EAT THAT DONKEY!!!
You googled that shit? That’s even lamer!
That tells us that not only are you desperate to get a win, but you’re also a lazy ass motherfucker.
GOD DAMN FOOL! This is almost as easy as your mom!
P.S. The other reader(s) aren’t saying non-sequential hermaphrodite, it’s sequential hermaphrodite. Learn to read dumbass!
“That tells us that not only are you desperate to get a win, but you’re also a lazy ass motherfucker.”
>That tells me – notice how I don’t speak for others, but then I don’t frequent HT to seek acceptance like YOU – that not only you’re desperate to get a win, considering you DO GO INTO LABOUROUS EFFORTS TO FIND VERY OLD POSTS, but you’re a lazy ass motherfucker that doesn’t have a life.
“The other reader(s) aren’t saying non-sequential hermaphrodite, it’s sequential hermaphrodite. Learn to read dumbass!”
>My bad, it’s just that I’m not used to repeating that same line day after day like you’ve been doing for months. I guess practice makes perfect huh??
Again, you’ve FAILED. TRY AGAIN BITCH!!!
Finally, Dwight K. Schrute owns DonkeyShow, maybe finally he’ll shut up and clean our asses the right way!
Why would you want anyone else cleaning your ass, aren’t you potty trained already?
Oh boy!
you people are all disgusting. you bring shame upon yourselves and embarrass other Americans… no wonder our country is falling apart
It’s Flied Lice you Plick!!
Call 911, they’re out of fried chicken
Actually, he’s right…it was a KFC commercial.
^they eat popeye’s dipshit.^
This is what happens when a KFC commercial comes on TV.
“wrong”… but fkn hilarious at the same time !
Dude striking the retarded Heisman pose looks like Myron Rolle.
Everyone’s enjoying it. = http://bit.ly/z81OR
The white guy is just writing a paper on it or someting.
Bust a move, Hammer!
You CAN touch this! *points at his shriveled up cock*
Hey, Hey, Hey!
He can touch THIS (points to barely there penis) THEN HE CAN TOUCH YOURS!
LOL DonkeyFag is getting butt-fucked by everyone!!
=>3
Captcha = I’m back bitches, better and funnier than ever! Galpahoes!!