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Boy “Accidentally” Gets Fish Lodged In Penis

You know how sometimes you’ll be sitting there, watching TV and realize that a fish is stuck inside your penis? Yeah, it happens so often I’m surprised this even made the news.

A 2cm long fish apparently found it’s way into the penis of a 14-year-old boy from India.

“A 14 year old boy came to us with complaints of pain, difficulty in voiding with dribbling of urine. On further questioning he gave an interesting history. While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. While he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms,” said doctors.

See, it was totally an accident. He was holding his fish while he was taking a leak (and who can remember the last time they took a leak when they WEREN’T holding a fish?) and he dropped it and it fell right into his pee hole. Case closed. This is a lot like the time “my friend” was holding a huge black rubber dildo. It slipped out of his hand and fell repeatedly into his ass while he was accidentally using a jar of mayonnaise to masturbate. See how easy it is for wacky things like this can happen?

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2 Responses to "Boy “Accidentally” Gets Fish Lodged In Penis"

  1. angry fish says:

    rofl i love violence, esp. when aimed at Rev. Wright: http://tinyurl.com/6gqe7s

  2. catie says:

    ya, it’s called a candiru fish. enjoy!