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Brad And Angelina Most Influential Couple

Time released it’s list of the world’s 100 most influential people, and the highest ranking couple on the list, coming in at #21, was Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.  Here’s what George Clooney says about them:

“they have tended to the poor and sick in Africa” and how they shelled out $1 million for the victims in Darfur, among other humanitarian efforts.

I wonder if after this came out, Brad Pitt turned to Angelina and was like “there, we did it.  We’re on the f*&king list, can we stop this now?  I just want to bang the crap out of you without having to go feed some kid with flies all over him.”

Adds Clooney, “The couple cares for three adopted children from Cambodia, Ethiopia and Vietnam, in addition to their biological daughter.

I’m gonna have to agree with their ranking on the influential list because before them, nobody was adopting kids from weird places.  Now, if you don’t have to get 9 different vaccinations before you go check out your adoptee, you’re way uncool.  The more ethnically diverse the orphan, the better.  Somewhere in an orphanage in Toledo, Ohio, a bunch of kids are crowded around one beat up copy of Time Magazine with Brangelina in it and going “you motherf*&kers.”

Anyway, I sort of figure these two are going to be the most influential couple for at least a couple years, unless a brand new couple comes on the scene.  But it’d have to be two pretty big stars.  Maybe something like this:

5 Responses to "Brad And Angelina Most Influential Couple"

  1. Buddy Ice says:

    I wonder if Osama would knock boots with Oprah? Would Oprah change her last name if they got married, keep it, or hyphenate it? Oprah bin Laden, flows off the tongue rather easily. Oprah Winfrey-bin Laden, that sounds weird. Sounds like someone’s trying to speak ebonics; “Yo G, ya’ know Oprah Winfrey bin Laden right? Oh word, I thought she just bin hustlin’.”

  2. Steve says:

    I would fuck the shit out of oprah’s big titties

  3. Chaz-um says:

    A few captions for top photo:

    “Do we save the world’s cotton candy makers next, or another baby? Dunno, but this tastes damn good

    “Cotton candy condom, Ang? Never heard of it. But sure, if you’ll lick it off

    “Brad, if you don’t shut that fucking baby up, I’m going to club it with this cotton candy.

    “I agree Ang. The way cotton candy shrivels up in your mouth involves a science we just can’t grasp at this point in time.

  4. Eli says:

    Steve, at first I was going to call you a douche bag for saying that. But.. They actually do look nice in that picture. So uhh, I’m going first.

  5. Eli says:

    On second thought, Steve, you can have Oprah. I’m taking Angelina Jolie. Mmmm…