The Oscars are this Sunday, which means that the world’s biggest celebrities are furiously scribbling out speeches they might have to read in front of the entire universe just in case they win. So we thought we’d take a look at what an Oscar speech looks like. Here’s Brad Pitt’s.
Quit rooting through my garbage assholes.
That shit is funny especially the crossed out Jen. The only thing that wasnt funny was the whole talking about his kids, come on guys dont bring the kids into this. Not Funny!!
So you think Mickey Rourke’s going to win? His dog dying certainly helps things…
check out this hilarious video about the GIRLS GONE WILD PORNO BAILOUT (beware the dude in the mustache):
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Heeeeeeelarious!!!!
Is that true??
This wouldn’t go over well on my site, but I confess to laughing at both the “eat it Mickey Rourke” and the “Jen/Yikes/Angie” lines.
Dude, thats some funny shit!!
JUMANJI!!!!
I sing “Best Around” like that too!
I mean really, a)WTF are the lyrics to that? b)Who gives a shit?
What a shame from Golden Boy to this. Hope it was all worth it. Your parents must be real proud Brad.
haha, that’s pretty good.
awesome Jen x-ed out – “yikes”
The Joes Esposito was clutch.