The collective shart you heard last night came from the tiny, football-loving town of Green Bay. After smashing his elbow on Nate Jones’ helmet, football’s Captain America suffered nerve damage in his throwing arm and dislocated his non-throwing shoulder all in one cheesemind-blowing play. The nerve damage caused him to lose feeling in his hand (you masturbatory aficionados will know this as the “Western Stranger”) and sidelined him for the rest of the game. Will this end his streak of 249 straight starts? Only waiting 10 days and watching 400 ESPN montages of Brett “playing like a kid/gunslinger/while shitting golden unicorns” will tell.