Take a look at the picture above. of the faces being made by Bristol Palin (daughter of V.P. Candidate Sarah Palin) and her boyfriend Levi Johnston. The uncomfortableness on Levi’s face is somewhere between “First porn shoot and being told you might have to do ‘a tiny bit’ of man on man stuff,” and “watching a student film in a room with only the student filmmaker.” Anyway, people.com used it’s enhancing skills to point out that Levi has a tattoo of Bristol’s name on his ring finger:
Bristol’s hand wasn’t the only thing Levi Johnston was displaying on his fingers. As TV cameras were able to reveal, the 18-year-old hockey player is also sporting a tattoo that reads “Bristol” , located exactly where a wedding ring would go.
I guarantee you three weeks ago Levi Johnston was sitting in his garage with a bunch of friends going “I’ll probably hang for a bit until the baby comes and then just frickin’ middle-of-the-night bolt to seattle or something. I wrote a few songs, I can start up a band if I can find a drummer.” Now he’s pretty much screwed.
Anyway, I don’t think that’s the only tattoo he has. No way that’s his first one. I did some reporting and found he has another, much more awkward tattoo: