Take a look at the picture above. of the faces being made by Bristol Palin (daughter of V.P. Candidate Sarah Palin) and her boyfriend Levi Johnston. The uncomfortableness on Levi’s face is somewhere between “First porn shoot and being told you might have to do ‘a tiny bit’ of man on man stuff,” and “watching a student film in a room with only the student filmmaker.” Anyway, people.com used it’s enhancing skills to point out that Levi has a tattoo of Bristol’s name on his ring finger:
Bristol’s hand wasn’t the only thing Levi Johnston was displaying on his fingers. As TV cameras were able to reveal, the 18-year-old hockey player is also sporting a tattoo that reads “Bristol” , located exactly where a wedding ring would go.
I guarantee you three weeks ago Levi Johnston was sitting in his garage with a bunch of friends going “I’ll probably hang for a bit until the baby comes and then just frickin’ middle-of-the-night bolt to seattle or something. I wrote a few songs, I can start up a band if I can find a drummer.” Now he’s pretty much screwed.
Anyway, I don’t think that’s the only tattoo he has. No way that’s his first one. I did some reporting and found he has another, much more awkward tattoo:
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
since when did this become news?
honestly, is this something to worry about? or have we all become worried mothers dependant of their anti-anxiety drugs speculating over whether sarah palin’s daughter will single handedly end the world or not.
In that picture, John McCain was saying, “If you’re mom is not as hot as that tattoo, I’m gonna fuck you up.”
Bristol has some big taytays!
17 is legal in Alaska, right?
You kidding? If Levi is smart, he’s going to ride this train for all it’s worth. He went from knocking up an unknown Alaska mayor’s daughter to being on the national spotlight in less than a month.
This is one of those situations where all you have to do is be yourself and you will get all the attention in the world. Hey Levi, run that talk show circuit like a pro because this isn’t going to last forever: Oprah, Dr. Phil, Tyra, The View, etc. My guess is when the baby turns two or three, this will all end. Get what you can out of it while you still can.
This guy is screwed bigtime. Whether it is white trash or the daughter of the potential vice president of the US, he is still screwed! He was probably like,” this girl’s a freak and I will probably hang around for a little longer just because I want to hit it a few more times. Her mom is a crazy bitch! I would never marry this broad!!”
@ general chicken…
Welcome to the Taco. You apparently a first time reader. Get a clue.
I’m with you doggydog; that one little piece of DNA fucked him real good. For now he’ll probably stick with it because he’s scared and confused; but if the Republicans win, man-o-man, he’ll be on the cover of US, Star, The Enquirer, People every week … he’s totally fucked. We’ll find him hanging from a noose in some garage with a suicide note stapled to his chest halfway through the first term.