Every once in a while, something will happen during a celebrity interview that will give you a window into what that celebrity’s real life is like. People.com reported:
During a strange radio interview with one of Britney Spears’ friends on Thursday, the pop singer’s voice suddenly came on the line, speaking from the shower.
“Get out, I’m naked, get out!” Spears is heard telling pal Sam Lufti as he carries the phone toward her during an interview from her house with KIIS-FM’s Ryan Seacrest.
When Lufti asks why she’s taking a shower, Spears replies: “I stink, ’cause I’m a human being. Shut the door, I’m nasty!”
Is it just me, or does that feel like the last scene of a really shitty play performed by a traveling theater group?
(Lights are dimmed, spotlight on one actress as she stares out at the crowd)
ACTRESS: I stink…(looks to the audience, introspectively) cause I. Am. A. HUMAN BEING!
(Curtain Closes, loud raucous applause)
Seriously though, I don’t think this was real. It had to have been staged. The only time I walk into the bathroom when a woman is showering is when it’s my girlfriend and I deliver what I like to call “the hot and stinky” which is where someone is taking a hot shower and you come in and take a shit.*
*If you perform this be prepared to hear a scream, then be doused with water.
two can play that game
good god if this is the blogger I am thinking about, you are a cruel man, sir, cruel. How does your girl deal with it. Oh yeah, NICK SWISHER. If this isn’t posted by the one I know, well, then I am just an idiot.