Every time Britney Spears tries to leave the hospital, THEY PULL HER BACK IN! Actually, she went willingly, I just wanted to make a Godfather III reference. Yesterday she admitted herself to Cedars-Sinai medical center for being crazy or drunk, or whatever was on the checklist when she walked in.
The pop star went willingly, and she’s “More comfortable” receiving medical care.
“She’ll be in there for at least 72 hours getting evaluated. She might even stay longer,” says the source. “She’s more comfortable this time, she came into the waiting area, had a cigarette, made a joke about being there again.
She made a joke? I wonder what it was. I hope it was a “Yo Mamma” joke. I love those. Maybe, “Yo Mamma’s such a bad parent, her daughters have severe emotional instability and self-esteem problems that cause them to act out by doing narcotics and having intercourse with random men.”
Anyway, I snuck into the hospital, but I only had enough time to snap a pic of the food tray they brought her.
Oh my God! Jon Benet! What a terrible ending to her saga.
[Editor's note] If making a fake gravestone for Amy Winehouse didn’t assure me a spot in hell, I’m pretty sure insinuating Britney Spears devoured Jon Benet Ramsey’s severed head probably will.