If you’ve ever thought, “Man, I really like the Smurfs, whore-ish looking women, and terrible music. If only there was a way to combine them, then I’ve got some exciting news for you. Usmagazine.com reports:
Britney Spears‘ next music video is pure animation.
In “Break the Ice,” an animated Spears works her way through a futuristic environment.
“Since Britney has been otherwise occupied this was a creative and fun way to do her next video,” a source tells Usmagazine.com.
I love that they said “otherwise occupied,” like she had to give someone a ride to the airport. Publicists are awesome. Britney Spears could walk into a homeless shelter and start hurling her own poop at people and the press release would say “Britney’s been helping out a group of transients even though she’s been having some stomach problems.”
Looking at Britney, then looking at the cartoon representation of her, I think maybe they took a few liberties. It’s basically the equivalent of this:
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
ok, so I know you were going for humor but……..I could have gone for the rest of my life without seeing that picture of Pauly Shore
Da weasel! Just saw him in concert and he tried to bang me after the show. Talk to the hand. Weasel!
of course she is gonna be a cartoon, now that she’s not sexy and can’t dance anymore! what a great idea…
she is so hot,does she still play on tall dating site~~~~~Tallmingle.com ? many friends told me that she is playing on that site,but i did not believe until i saw her hottest photos on that site.
Hey Cora…shut THE FUCK up.