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Britney Spears’ Meth Binge Bonanza

I think we finally found the reason behind Britney‘s erratic behavior. She’s not crazy. She’s crazy for meth. According to the National Enquirer:

Britney Spears had been on a 24-hour meth binge before she was rushed to the hospital. The drama began at 2 a.m. Wednesday when Britney and Sam Lutfi checked into the Beverly Hills Hotel and she began doing meth.

In addition to her mental problems the ENQUIRER has learned that Britney is addicted to crystal meth, and details her addiction in a front page story this week. Meanwhile, her meth habit played a key role in her recent hospitalization and friends told her mother, Lynne, that she hadn’t slept since last Saturday.

Her drug-taking went on all day, interrupted only by brief dashes to her home.

What’s she going to do next? Start chugging horse tranquilizers while shooting speedballs at Chuck E. Cheese? Actually…that sounds like a perfect Saturday. I’ll brb.

6 Responses to "Britney Spears’ Meth Binge Bonanza"

  1. Wakeman says:

    I don’t think she got in a drug rehab center because of meth. I honestly think her only problem was alcohol. She wasn’t acting like a junky, just like a drunk kid.

  2. Steve says:

    24 hours? That shit just starts getting fun after 3 days. She really needs to start applying herself if she wants to get really fucked up.

  3. bob says:


  4. DeadFingersWalk says:

    This explains her support for Bush – himself a long term user of the pipe. In fact, Cheney administers a meth enema to Lord Vader every morning before breakfast. It sort of keeps GW convinced that things are working out for the empire.

  5. Dean says:

    LOL STEVE!!!!!

  6. ken says:

    she is the fattest meth user I have ever seen!