So, above is a picture of Nascar Enthusiast Britney Spears, taking a quick smoke/asshole-picking break. I can’t really go on some rant where I talk about how gross she is and how much of a disgusting mess you have to be to pick your ass while smoking, because if there was a camera following me around twenty hours a day, there’d be four or five of these photos surfacing daily. First off, smoking is highly addictive, thus I understand the smoke break. Secondly, it’s summer, so temperatures are hot and well, swamp ass tends to come about.
But, then it got me thinking. I’m just a dude who makes a paltry living as a humble blogger, thus I can’t afford the special powders and high class underwear and clothes necessary to properly combat swamp ass. Britney can. Therefore we can deduce that even with those anti-swamp ass products, for her asshole to itch, it must mean her asshole is incredibly itchy. Which got me to thinking: What could possibly make her ass itch that much. This is what I came up with.
INSIDE OF BRITNEY SPEAR’S ASS:
See, basically what I’m thinking is the dragon in the back is imprisoned in her rectum by the evil wizard and that weird cat thing who probably just laughs when the wizard does something evil. The turd on the right is just a normal turd. But anyway, when the dragon gets riled up, her ass gets itchy.
Holy crap, I’m losing my mind. Is it Friday? No?