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Britney Spears Turns To Dancing

So, we’ve refrained a bit from posting non-stop Britney stories mostly because their headlines are as stupid as this one.  But something about this story struck me as retarded.

With pup London in hand, Britney Spears headed to the millennium Dance Complex in North Hollywood on Sunday night to work on a new routine, owner Robert Baker tells PEOPLE.

“She’s working on the choreography for her song “Hot as Ice,” Baker said.

“Hot as Ice?”  But ice isn’t hot.  In fact, it’s really cold.  Wait, maybe that’s what she’s trying to say, that some things are sooo cold, that they’re hot.  Like dry ice.  Or maybe things that are hot at first turn cold?  Dude, I don’t even know, my head is going to explode just thinking about this.  This is some next level stuff right here.  So, already I’m blown away reading that, and then I read this:

“She rehearsed an amazing routine with a chair,” Baker added.

That’s right, not a really good routine, or an exceptional routine, but an amazing routine.  Think about that people.  When you see a man lift up a car to pull out the person pinned inside, you say, “That was amazing.”  That’s how good this chair routine was:  “dude lifting ten times his body weight to rescue someone” amazing.  Which means, there’s only one routine it could have been:  Britney ate the chair.

7 Responses to "Britney Spears Turns To Dancing"

  1. Not my real name says:

    The common theme in “amazing” things seems to be lifting, so I’m going to go out on a limb and predict that Britney lifts the chair. Perhaps even over her head. Then she’ll drop it on her head because she’ll forget she’s holding it.

  2. Joe says:

    Those who fail to study history are doomed to repeat it.


    It’s not the same…but at the same time… it is just as bad.

  3. tu mami says:

    QUE HORRIBLE TE PUSISTE goooooooooooooooooooooorda!!!!

  4. PSide says:

    I hope someone has the good sense and video editing skills to mash up her chair video, when it comes out, with the music of Ice Ice Baby…

  5. Joey says:

    It won’t be long and Brit will being porn with a chair and that little dog.

  6. baybabi says:

    Is it cool to wear your T inside out and backwards?

  7. BigToe says:

    I can’t wait! It’s going to be so cool that it’ll be warm.