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Broadway Musicals Are Trying To Be For Men, Too

Some important people on Broadway are doing a musical about Spiderman. From Film Drunk:

“Broadway producer Julie Taymor (The Lion King) is working on a broadway musical about Spiderman…the budget is $40 million, the most expensive production in theater history.”

There are also serious plans in the works for a musical version of Fight Club. It’s obvious what’s going on here: Whoever is in charge of Broadway is trying to get men to come to musicals by making them about things that guys like. It’s never going to work, but If that’s what they’re going for, then here are some Broadway musicals that guys might see:

13 Responses to "Broadway Musicals Are Trying To Be For Men, Too"

  1. Dom says:

    Now midgetchat with a gatling gun, that might be pretty funny.

  2. luda says:

    The only question I would have, Do we all get our own “booths” to watch this movie? You know -wink- kind of like the back rooms at porn stores?

  3. Tyler says:

    Anything that features use of the Gatling Gun from predator makes for great entertaiment.

    Presidential debates w/ gatling gun…..yes
    Soap Operas w/ gatling gun…..yes
    Leftover meatloaf w/ gatling gun….yes

    When November 4th comes….vote yes to more gatling guns.

  4. Chuck P. says:

    This place should talk about Fight Club all the time.

  5. ben says:

    So cool,you can comment “cool” or “great” here only. you should share this to tall dating site ___ Tallchat.com___which is a hot dating site for all tall admirers,tall man and tall woman,maybe so many models on the site can be your good friends!!!

  6. Tyler says:

    Tall dating site w/gatling gun….still lame

  7. PK says:

    i love this website. it’s the complete opposite of rosie o’donnell

  8. JT says:

    Ben with a gatling gun… also lame.

  9. Devin Smith says:

    how about Holy Taco the musical?

  10. Josh says:

    Fucking sweet! Thanks Ben I can’t wait to try out your shitty website! Maybe I’ll find my future wife there. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!