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Brooke Hogan: “Dad Touches Me Like Old Car”

So, a few weeks ago there was a big to do about the picture above, where Hulk Hogan is rubbing lotion on his daughter’s ass/caressing her inner thigh. I will admit, these pictures are pretty creepy. Like, “Manager of a Hooters checking the bathroom after they’re closed and ready to lock up and finding a guy hiding in the handicapped stall” creepy. But it’s the Hulkster, there’s no way he’s a bad dude.  I mean, he spoke to thousands of 9 year old kids, telling them to stay off steroids, which as everyone knows, 9 is the time when you most strongly consider them. There must be some kind of valid explanation. Brooke, offer us one. Usmagazine reports:

Brooke Hogan, 20, sees nothing wrong with photos showing dad Hulk, 54, applying lotion to her butt that sparked a flurry of Internet gossip in April.

“I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car.”

See!  That settles it.  I feel so silly to have ever thought that his caressing of his daughter’s ass with lotion was some sort of sexual thing.  I mean, it’s just how the guy touches an old car, back off!  Unless maybe….

Hmmm.  I can’t really defend that.  Don’t worry, the car released a statement saying “I know I’m a grown car, but it’s like he’s touching his 18 year old daughter!

8 Responses to "Brooke Hogan: “Dad Touches Me Like Old Car”"

  1. Keeblerkahn says:

    Yeah that clears it all up . Hulk is just lubing her rear bearing. On the weekends he hand washes her in the driveway and gives her a wax.

  2. barefoot jim says:

    This actually makes sense, for a few of reasons:

    1) An old car and Brooke Hogan have the same percentage of their original parts.
    2) An old car and Brooke Hogan have approximately the same mileage.
    3) An old car and Brooke Hogan have just about the same IQ. Well, the car’s is actually slightly higher, but close enough.

  3. Joel Smittie says:

    Can U Say Taboo III The Hulker unleases his inner feelings

  4. Kot says:

    Your all gay! Let it go! Bitches!

  5. DK says:

    “KOT” and you are how old? The Hulkster is your hero?

  6. Me says:

    I’d do that if she was my daughter….

  7. woner says:

    I always thought she was a freak and kinda warped minded at that too…I mean I’ve seen an episode of HOGAN knows Best and she was waving her ass around in front of her own brother.Well,HOGAN DOES KNOW BEST…

  8. an says:

    man tht family has problems