So, a few weeks ago there was a big to do about the picture above, where Hulk Hogan is rubbing lotion on his daughter’s ass/caressing her inner thigh. I will admit, these pictures are pretty creepy. Like, “Manager of a Hooters checking the bathroom after they’re closed and ready to lock up and finding a guy hiding in the handicapped stall” creepy. But it’s the Hulkster, there’s no way he’s a bad dude. I mean, he spoke to thousands of 9 year old kids, telling them to stay off steroids, which as everyone knows, 9 is the time when you most strongly consider them. There must be some kind of valid explanation. Brooke, offer us one. Usmagazine reports:
Brooke Hogan, 20, sees nothing wrong with photos showing dad Hulk, 54, applying lotion to her butt that sparked a flurry of Internet gossip in April.
“I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car.”
See! That settles it. I feel so silly to have ever thought that his caressing of his daughter’s ass with lotion was some sort of sexual thing. I mean, it’s just how the guy touches an old car, back off! Unless maybe….
Hmmm. I can’t really defend that. Don’t worry, the car released a statement saying “I know I’m a grown car, but it’s like he’s touching his 18 year old daughter!