Have you ever been to a party and thought, “This party would be so much better if Brooke Hogan was here?” If you answered yes, you’re Brooke Hogan. If you answered no, you’re every other human being on the f*&king planet. But, Brooke wants to let you know that’s she’s available. Perezhilton.com reports:
The reality TV star and failed singer is fishing for work.
She’s taken to her official blog, begging someone to hire her!
BROOKE NOW ACCEPTING PERFORMANCE AND APPEARANCE DATES!!!
Brooke is now accepting offers for Live Tour Dates, Live Performances, and Appearances.
Call now to book a date. Brooke’s schedule fills up quickly and she doesn’t wanna let anyone down!
I foresee a large group of thirteen year old Jewish boys with erections staring at her in the near future. I really like that she says her “schedule fills up quickly and she doesn’t want to let anybody down.” I think in the history of Brooke Hogan’s existence, no one has ever said “Great, I was supposed to see Brooke Hogan but she’s busy. Man, this just really shits all over my day.”
Here’s what I think’s gonna happen. Her agent is going to get a call from “Bulk Bogan,” and he’s going to book her on gigs all over town, but at the last minute a prior engagement will keep him from attending. But since no one will actually want her to come, he’ll have to eventually end up booking her places like this:
That kid in the top left of the class does not seem to be enjoying her performance.