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Brooke Hogan’s Boobs Go Straight Up

When you’ve been followed around by paparazzi and have been in a few tabloids, you might think that you wouldn’t do some things that make you look a little stupid when you’re wearing nothing but a bikini on a public beach. Brooke Hogan apparently doesn’t feel that way. That’s why she decided to jump up and down 50 times to a few cameras could catch her ta-tas in fully flying form. Maybe she’s trying to emulate the Hulkster’s rhythmic celebratory post-match pectoral dancing. Or maybe she’s just stupid. Take a look at the pics below. Special thanks to reader Marcus L. for the last one.

Enjoy Hulk’s famous “Dookie” scene after the jump.

6 Responses to "Brooke Hogan’s Boobs Go Straight Up"

  1. Matty D says:

    Clearly she is a dolphin in training. Clearly.

  2. more like a hood ornament

  3. Just Sayin says:

    What a body. Guhdayumn.

  4. hooligan says:

    I second BennyLava.

  5. M says:

    what’s the problem, looks hot to me


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