I don`t know what`s weirder the manager being Bruce Willis. Or the fact that someone spent 33.49 at Wal-Mart.
... or the fact that you took the time to add it up.
or the fact that you took time to figure out that he added it up
or the fact that you couldn't tell at a glance that he added it up.
or the fact that you two are idiots
or the fact that...yeah i got nothing...
Fact: the mitochondria in our cells were once bacteria.
Really?
yeah.
or the fact that Zeus is a douchenozzle.
That person bought 13 gallon garbage bags and a 32 gallon garbage can.
and paper towels.
perhaps to fill said garbage bags inside of said garbage can.
not sure what the last thing is
hefty hefty hefty
Hefty Steel Sak Trash Bags, 30 Gallon. Maybe to use in said 32G trash can. But what do i know?
http://www.drugstore.com/qxp81325_333181_sespider/hefty/steel_sak_trash_bags_30_gallon.htm
Wonder if Samuel Jackson is the personnel manager, screaming "ENGLISH, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?" to the Mexican warehouse guys.
That gave me an epic picture in my head.
i wanna know what the steel sac is. because mine is made of hairy skin
I could of bought all that crap cheaper somewhere else!
Bruce Willis has had to supliment his income ever since Hudson Hawk. As if that wasn't bad enough his wife is banging a preteen!
What all of you missed is something is crossed out. Judging by the other items I'd say it's either a shovel or lye.
Exactly...I'm thinkin' there's a homocide detective out there that would love to see this reciept...or the missing murder victims body, but they'll never find it. (Not where I hid it anyway!!)
"Homocide"? Sounds like you killed your gay lover to keep your little secret hidden.
(Shit, now I'm next.)
holy shit...i was totally watching Die Hard when I read this!!! John McClain and Carl Winslow!!!
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March 31st, 2009 at 07:33 pm
I don`t know what`s weirder the manager being Bruce Willis.
Or the fact that someone spent 33.49 at Wal-Mart.
March 31st, 2009 at 07:46 pm
... or the fact that you took the time to add it up.
March 31st, 2009 at 08:20 pm
or the fact that you took time to figure out that he added it up
April 1st, 2009 at 05:33 am
or the fact that you couldn't tell at a glance that he added it up.
April 1st, 2009 at 06:02 am
or the fact that you two are idiots
April 1st, 2009 at 07:02 am
or the fact that...yeah i got nothing...
April 1st, 2009 at 02:44 pm
Fact: the mitochondria in our cells were once bacteria.
April 6th, 2009 at 01:23 pm
Really?
April 10th, 2009 at 03:10 pm
yeah.
April 1st, 2009 at 10:46 am
or the fact that Zeus is a douchenozzle.
March 31st, 2009 at 09:07 pm
That person bought 13 gallon garbage bags and a 32 gallon garbage can.
April 1st, 2009 at 12:05 am
and paper towels.
perhaps to fill said garbage bags inside of said garbage can.
not sure what the last thing is
April 2nd, 2009 at 09:30 am
hefty hefty hefty
Hefty Steel Sak Trash Bags, 30 Gallon. Maybe to use in said 32G trash can. But what do i know?
http://www.drugstore.com/qxp81325_333181_sespider/hefty/steel_sak_trash_bags_30_gallon.htm
April 1st, 2009 at 12:13 am
Wonder if Samuel Jackson is the personnel manager, screaming "ENGLISH, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?" to the Mexican warehouse guys.
April 2nd, 2009 at 04:37 pm
That gave me an epic picture in my head.
April 1st, 2009 at 08:41 am
i wanna know what the steel sac is. because mine is made of hairy skin
April 1st, 2009 at 01:06 pm
I could of bought all that crap cheaper somewhere else!
April 2nd, 2009 at 09:44 am
Bruce Willis has had to supliment his income ever since Hudson Hawk. As if that wasn't bad enough his wife is banging a preteen!
April 4th, 2009 at 06:55 pm
What all of you missed is something is crossed out. Judging by the other items I'd say it's either a shovel or lye.
April 7th, 2009 at 02:07 pm
Exactly...I'm thinkin' there's a homocide detective out there that would love to see this reciept...or the missing murder victims body, but they'll never find it. (Not where I hid it anyway!!)
April 18th, 2009 at 06:03 pm
"Homocide"? Sounds like you killed your gay lover to keep your little secret hidden.
(Shit, now I'm next.)
April 11th, 2009 at 12:51 am
holy shit...i was totally watching Die Hard when I read this!!! John McClain and Carl Winslow!!!
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