I'm not totally sure what this is about, but it looks like God gave some girl cancer and then "chose her" to do something or other. And that pissed off the devil, who shows up to kick her ass, only to be sent back to hell through...uhh, dancing?
Clearly from my plot synopsis it's clear we all need to organize a field trip to see this. Who's free this weekend?
I'd like to thank God for making this movie...and apparently, I need to thank Satan as well, because without his ability to work for union scale this movie really would have sucked.
As I read all these negative comments from people that have not seen the movie, I can't help but think, you might want to step away from your online girlfriends, put on your grown up pants and either see the movie and then make a comment, or go back to playing Warcraft. Some of you probably shouldn't go because it doesn't have sex or a disgusting and degrading content. You will be bored with a wonderfully intense story well told by talented people. Oh yeah, and the movie will reach the lost souls and encourage mankind to maybe stop destroying each other.
I wonder if this was some sort of "false flag" operation performed by the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, because watching it sure pushed me close to atheism.
Too bad God didn't "choose" people who could act in this film, because that really drags down what would otherwise be a retarded, hackneyed movie into something much worse. Maybe though, just like good Xtians don't need reason, Xtian entertainers don't need talent. All they need is faith. That would explain DC Talk.
I like the devil's leather jacket. He looks so cool. Satan is totally like Neo.
Kids who see this movie are going to all become devil-worshipers. What kind of jacket do god and Jesus wear? Probably some lame, gay-looking white thing made of hemp or sackcloth or something.
I can't wait to see this movie. I wonder if The Devil wins? I don't think you can punch out the embodiment of everlasting evil. This must be a movie about how the Devil in Leather finally triumphs over God and Jesus. It's about time they made a movie like that.
ROFLCOPTER!!!! Damn, that was so horrendous. I mean, the plot is all over the place and pointless. It's like they got sick of making a tween-based tear jerker and suddenly went into Devil ass-kicking mode. LOL. I'm still fucking chuckling.
Uuuuh. Someone savvy please find a way to get this on P2P networks so that we can all use the material as source for parodies. You know, without your $10 movie ticket ending up in the "bombing womens' clinics for Jesus" fund.
Dude. That actress looks JUST like the chick that was on Survivor a few seasons ago. Eliza. http://www.cbs.com/primetime/survivor/bio/eliza_16/bio.php?season=16
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March 31st, 2009 at 11:11 am
what??????!!!!
... You can't be serious
March 31st, 2009 at 11:30 am
I'd like to thank God for making this movie...and apparently, I need to thank Satan as well, because without his ability to work for union scale this movie really would have sucked.
March 31st, 2009 at 11:34 am
The best part is when her father is trowing fist with beezlebub, Classic. Even when you will burn for eternity, so worth it to sucker punch lucifer.
March 31st, 2009 at 12:03 pm
i like the dancing girl. she's bonerific. i popped one watching this trailer.
April 2nd, 2009 at 05:14 am
As I read all these negative comments from people that have not seen the movie, I can't help but think, you might want to step away from your online girlfriends, put on your grown up pants and either see the movie and then make a comment, or go back to playing Warcraft. Some of you probably shouldn't go because it doesn't have sex or a disgusting and degrading content. You will be bored with a wonderfully intense story well told by talented people. Oh yeah, and the movie will reach the lost souls and encourage mankind to maybe stop destroying each other.
March 31st, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Did the devil speak German in that opening scene?
March 31st, 2009 at 02:34 pm
No.....that definitely wasn't German....
Though it sorta sounded like 'na und' = and what?
But I don't think it was German.
March 31st, 2009 at 03:47 pm
I am German. The devil didn't talk German.
March 31st, 2009 at 04:00 pm
Sounded like Yiddish... which would make sense for folks who think "Jews killed Jesus".
March 31st, 2009 at 07:26 pm
It's devil-ese.
March 31st, 2009 at 12:22 pm
The devil is white, what a stereotype
March 31st, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Slow Clap
March 31st, 2009 at 12:44 pm
I wonder if this was some sort of "false flag" operation performed by the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, because watching it sure pushed me close to atheism.
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March 31st, 2009 at 12:47 pm
That girl looks like you can C Her Dance on stage 2 at the Spearmint Rhino every MWF nights... Not on Sundays of course.
March 31st, 2009 at 01:07 pm
Oh hahaha I GET IT! the C stands for see AND Cancer... wow, bible huggers are getting all clever now!
March 31st, 2009 at 05:51 pm
wow, i can't believe i didn't actually realize the C stood for cancer until i saw your post... ಠ_ಠ
March 31st, 2009 at 09:46 pm
and i thought it stood for Christian...
April 1st, 2009 at 01:01 am
wow. how do you type that mouth character between the eyes?
March 31st, 2009 at 05:58 pm
Cancer Me Dance!
April 6th, 2009 at 06:43 pm
Awesome. :)
March 31st, 2009 at 07:12 pm
I thought the C might stand for the C-chord or something, but you're description makes more sense.
March 31st, 2009 at 01:55 pm
Looks like a HELL of a movie!
Oh and definitely keep those terrible movie trailers coming.
March 31st, 2009 at 02:01 pm
If Kirk Cameron were dead, even he would be rolling in his grave.
March 31st, 2009 at 02:27 pm
What the hell was that???
Weird weird trailer.
Thank god I'm an atheist :D
March 31st, 2009 at 03:14 pm
Their acting beyond sucked. Is this for real?
March 31st, 2009 at 03:28 pm
Too bad God didn't "choose" people who could act in this film, because that really drags down what would otherwise be a retarded, hackneyed movie into something much worse. Maybe though, just like good Xtians don't need reason, Xtian entertainers don't need talent. All they need is faith. That would explain DC Talk.
March 31st, 2009 at 03:53 pm
^ HAHAHAHA
April 1st, 2009 at 12:06 am
Your thetan count is off the charts.
March 31st, 2009 at 03:32 pm
In theaters April 3. On DVD and Blu-Ray April 28.
March 31st, 2009 at 03:56 pm
On DVD and VHS April 28.
March 31st, 2009 at 08:17 pm
Selling now on VHS out of trunks in a parking lot near you!
March 31st, 2009 at 04:45 pm
OMGosh dude, that is so cool. I can hardly wait!
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March 31st, 2009 at 04:59 pm
film school fail
March 31st, 2009 at 05:04 pm
I like the devil's leather jacket. He looks so cool. Satan is totally like Neo.
Kids who see this movie are going to all become devil-worshipers. What kind of jacket do god and Jesus wear? Probably some lame, gay-looking white thing made of hemp or sackcloth or something.
I can't wait to see this movie. I wonder if The Devil wins? I don't think you can punch out the embodiment of everlasting evil. This must be a movie about how the Devil in Leather finally triumphs over God and Jesus. It's about time they made a movie like that.
March 31st, 2009 at 05:30 pm
And the OSCAR for best actor goes to!!!:
But seriously, I'd go it see. I have nothing better to do with my time anyways.
March 31st, 2009 at 06:43 pm
Praise Satan
March 31st, 2009 at 07:49 pm
tis some of the worst acting in history goes in the vault with redneck zombies
March 31st, 2009 at 08:20 pm
OMFG the acting is horrible. Fake as a three dollar bill
March 31st, 2009 at 10:15 pm
ROFLCOPTER!!!! Damn, that was so horrendous. I mean, the plot is all over the place and pointless. It's like they got sick of making a tween-based tear jerker and suddenly went into Devil ass-kicking mode. LOL. I'm still fucking chuckling.
March 31st, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Uuuuh. Someone savvy please find a way to get this on P2P networks so that we can all use the material as source for parodies. You know, without your $10 movie ticket ending up in the "bombing womens' clinics for Jesus" fund.
Thanks.
April 1st, 2009 at 12:04 am
lol well said!
March 31st, 2009 at 10:59 pm
she's in the advanced stages of hottness
except for her voice
March 31st, 2009 at 11:14 pm
so Satan is Mexican?
April 1st, 2009 at 05:38 am
If you've been to Mexico, then you should already know the answer.
April 1st, 2009 at 01:10 am
[APPLAUDING WILDLY]
April 1st, 2009 at 04:11 am
This movie is so bad I want to cry.
April 1st, 2009 at 04:48 am
Just like in the great movie "The Car", I imagine I'll be rooting for the Devil to win this one too.
April 1st, 2009 at 05:42 am
I'm afraid this is not a joke or an April Fool's Day prank.
Damn, this is sad.
http://www.upliftingentertainment.com/Main.html
April 1st, 2009 at 05:56 am
Dude. That actress looks JUST like the chick that was on Survivor a few seasons ago. Eliza. http://www.cbs.com/primetime/survivor/bio/eliza_16/bio.php?season=16
April 1st, 2009 at 07:04 am
The main actress went to COLLEGE WITH ME.
This is by far the sickest April fools prank anyone has ever pulled on me.
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