I’m not totally sure what this is about, but it looks like God gave some girl cancer and then "chose her" to do something or other. And that pissed off the devil, who shows up to kick her ass, only to be sent back to hell through…uhh, dancing?
Clearly from my plot synopsis it’s clear we all need to organize a field trip to see this. Who’s free this weekend?
Your thetan count is off the charts.
lol well said!
and i thought it stood for Christian…
This movie is so bad I want to cry.
I’m afraid this is not a joke or an April Fool’s Day prank.
Damn, this is sad.
http://www.upliftingentertainment.com/Main.html
On DVD and VHS April 28.
Uuuuh. Someone savvy please find a way to get this on P2P networks so that we can all use the material as source for parodies. You know, without your $10 movie ticket ending up in the “bombing womens’ clinics for Jesus” fund.
Thanks.
she’s in the advanced stages of hottness
except for her voice
If you’ve been to Mexico, then you should already know the answer.
Just like in the great movie “The Car”, I imagine I’ll be rooting for the Devil to win this one too.
Cancer Me Dance!
wow. how do you type that mouth character between the eyes?
Awesome.
tis some of the worst acting in history goes in the vault with redneck zombies
ROFLCOPTER!!!! Damn, that was so horrendous. I mean, the plot is all over the place and pointless. It’s like they got sick of making a tween-based tear jerker and suddenly went into Devil ass-kicking mode. LOL. I’m still fucking chuckling.
OMFG the acting is horrible. Fake as a three dollar bill
film school fail
I thought the C might stand for the C-chord or something, but you’re description makes more sense.
And the OSCAR for best actor goes to!!!:
But seriously, I’d go it see. I have nothing better to do with my time anyways.
The main actress went to COLLEGE WITH ME.
This is by far the sickest April fools prank anyone has ever pulled on me.
Oh hahaha I GET IT! the C stands for see AND Cancer… wow, bible huggers are getting all clever now!
[APPLAUDING WILDLY]
Dude. That actress looks JUST like the chick that was on Survivor a few seasons ago. Eliza. http://www.cbs.com/primetime/survivor/bio/eliza_16/bio.php?season=16
OMGosh dude, that is so cool. I can hardly wait!
RT
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wow, i can’t believe i didn’t actually realize the C stood for cancer until i saw your post… ಠ_à²ÂÂ
I like the devil’s leather jacket. He looks so cool. Satan is totally like Neo.
Kids who see this movie are going to all become devil-worshipers. What kind of jacket do god and Jesus wear? Probably some lame, gay-looking white thing made of hemp or sackcloth or something.
I can’t wait to see this movie. I wonder if The Devil wins? I don’t think you can punch out the embodiment of everlasting evil. This must be a movie about how the Devil in Leather finally triumphs over God and Jesus. It’s about time they made a movie like that.
so Satan is Mexican?
This is worse than that Shit I took this morning. Had Taco Bell for dinner last night.
Too bad God didn’t “choose” people who could act in this film, because that really drags down what would otherwise be a retarded, hackneyed movie into something much worse. Maybe though, just like good Xtians don’t need reason, Xtian entertainers don’t need talent. All they need is faith. That would explain DC Talk.
In theaters April 3. On DVD and Blu-Ray April 28.
Praise Satan
What the hell was that???
Weird weird trailer.
Thank god I’m an atheist
Looks like a HELL of a movie!
Oh and definitely keep those terrible movie trailers coming.
If Kirk Cameron were dead, even he would be rolling in his grave.
Their acting beyond sucked. Is this for real?
^ HAHAHAHA
Selling now on VHS out of trunks in a parking lot near you!
Whoo … that’s bad. Burger King fucks me up worse, though. I had one of their bacon double cheeseburgers the other day. You know what a garden hose does when you put your thumb over the end — OK, that was my asshole for the next 24 hours, nonstop. It wasn’t water though, it was this slimy, liquified brown splattery goo rocketing out of my ass. You cannot imagine the foulness. It reeked of death and set my smoke alarm off. I actually shit out my liver and had to stuff it back in. Man, fuck Burger King.
In regards to all negative comment’s, there will come a day when you will all stand in front of God and you can ask those question’s as you are being directed to hell by Angel’s for eternal misery. But wait, maybe you will get a new leather coat like satin and learn to speak satin’s language while his deomons torture you eternally. HA HA HA HA HA HA Good Luck with that. Here’s hoping you find the right direction.
A Christian
a leather coat like satin? sir learn your fabrics!
Well..
seems like you like revenge…
anyways, I hope to see you in hell because of that. Don’t worry, we’ll share meals and my leather coat.
See you
Me
Oh,
and by the way, I think the actress looks like one of those b-tchy college sophomores who get drunk at the bars.
That’s just a thought.
If you see her, tell her I’ll be willing to share my rammen with her once we get to hell.
it’s gonna be so much fun!!!
Come on, guys!
The best line in the trailer is “Boy, this is really going to piss off the devil.”
Even if one believes in the Prince of Lies, that line is said with such a non-challant way…
The best part is when her father is trowing fist with beezlebub, Classic. Even when you will burn for eternity, so worth it to sucker punch lucifer.
Sounded like Yiddish… which would make sense for folks who think “Jews killed Jesus”.
I am German. The devil didn’t talk German.
It’s devil-ese.
No…..that definitely wasn’t German….
Though it sorta sounded like ‘na und’ = and what?
But I don’t think it was German.
Did the devil speak German in that opening scene?
Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffaggot.
TOO LONG DIDN’T READ
…So you’re saying the book was better?
I’d like to thank God for making this movie…and apparently, I need to thank Satan as well, because without his ability to work for union scale this movie really would have sucked.
WTF??? Was the talking at the end, suppose to scare you? I have a feeling this movie will be on Lifetime soon.
what??????!!!!
… You can’t be serious
Slow Clap
That is so awesome!! I went to see “I Love You, Man”. This week and my girlfriend and I laughed our asses off through the whole thing. It was so crappy, I kept thinking it was one of those retarded fake trailers that’s actually a cell phone commercial. Classic!
I wonder if this was some sort of “false flag” operation performed by the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, because watching it sure pushed me close to atheism.
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Clearly its clear u iz redundant
The devil is white, what a stereotype
That girl looks like you can C Her Dance on stage 2 at the Spearmint Rhino every MWF nights… Not on Sundays of course.
tread easy folks….
As I read all these negative comments from people that have not seen the movie, I can’t help but think, you might want to step away from your online girlfriends, put on your grown up pants and either see the movie and then make a comment, or go back to playing Warcraft. Some of you probably shouldn’t go because it doesn’t have sex or a disgusting and degrading content. You will be bored with a wonderfully intense story well told by talented people. Oh yeah, and the movie will reach the lost souls and encourage mankind to maybe stop destroying each other.
i like the dancing girl. she’s bonerific. i popped one watching this trailer.
I can see many people missed the point in this one!
No it is not oscar worthy but the message in more then oscar worthy.
Don’t give up! God hasn’t!
oh I thought the message was that We can dance if we want to. We can leave your friends behind, ’cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance, well they’re no friends of mine.
“In regards to all negative comment’s, there will come a day when you will all stand in front of God and you can ask those question’s as you are being directed to hell by Angel’s for eternal misery. But wait, maybe you will get a new leather coat like satin and learn to speak satin’s language while his deomons torture you eternally. HA HA HA HA HA HA Good Luck with that. Here’s hoping you find the right direction.
A Christian”
FUCK YOU.
– Everyone else in the world
fuck you and your God.
haha I know the main actress. She is my cousin. Katrina miller.