"C Me Dance" Is A Movie Everyone Needs To See

March 31st, 2009 | 10:06 am
 
I'm not totally sure what this is about, but it looks like God gave some girl cancer and then "chose her" to do something or other. And that pissed off the devil, who shows up to kick her ass, only to be sent back to hell through...uhh, dancing? 
 
Clearly from my plot synopsis it's clear we all need to organize a field trip to see this. Who's free this weekend?
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70 Responses to ""C Me Dance" Is A Movie Everyone Needs To See"

  1. Anonymous Says:

    This is worse than that Shit I took this morning. Had Taco Bell for dinner last night.

  2. vaffanculo Says:

    Whoo ... that's bad. Burger King fucks me up worse, though. I had one of their bacon double cheeseburgers the other day. You know what a garden hose does when you put your thumb over the end -- OK, that was my asshole for the next 24 hours, nonstop. It wasn't water though, it was this slimy, liquified brown splattery goo rocketing out of my ass. You cannot imagine the foulness. It reeked of death and set my smoke alarm off. I actually shit out my liver and had to stuff it back in. Man, fuck Burger King.

  3. Anonymous Says:

    I lold

  4. Anonymous Says:

    WTF??? Was the talking at the end, suppose to scare you? I have a feeling this movie will be on Lifetime soon.

  5. Leprechaun Says:

    Come on, guys!
    The best line in the trailer is "Boy, this is really going to piss off the devil."

    Even if one believes in the Prince of Lies, that line is said with such a non-challant way...

  6. Anonymous Says:

    tread easy folks....

  7. Anonymous Says:

    That is so awesome!! I went to see "I Love You, Man". This week and my girlfriend and I laughed our asses off through the whole thing. It was so crappy, I kept thinking it was one of those retarded fake trailers that's actually a cell phone commercial. Classic!

  8. OceanMan Says:

    Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffaggot.

  9. vaffanculo Says:

    TOO LONG DIDN'T READ

  10. Anonymous Says:

    ...So you're saying the book was better?

  11. Anonymous Says:

    In regards to all negative comment's, there will come a day when you will all stand in front of God and you can ask those question's as you are being directed to hell by Angel's for eternal misery. But wait, maybe you will get a new leather coat like satin and learn to speak satin's language while his deomons torture you eternally. HA HA HA HA HA HA Good Luck with that. Here's hoping you find the right direction.

    A Christian

  12. Matt Says:

    a leather coat like satin? sir learn your fabrics!

  13. Way better than Anonymous Says:

    Well..

    seems like you like revenge...
    anyways, I hope to see you in hell because of that. Don't worry, we'll share meals and my leather coat.
    See you :D

    Me

  14. Way better than Anonymous Says:

    Oh,
    and by the way, I think the actress looks like one of those b-tchy college sophomores who get drunk at the bars.
    That's just a thought.
    If you see her, tell her I'll be willing to share my rammen with her once we get to hell.
    it's gonna be so much fun!!!

  15. Ellen Says:

    I can see many people missed the point in this one!

    No it is not oscar worthy but the message in more then oscar worthy.

    Don't give up! God hasn't!

  16. Matt Says:

    oh I thought the message was that We can dance if we want to. We can leave your friends behind, 'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine.

  17. Anonymous Says:

    "In regards to all negative comment's, there will come a day when you will all stand in front of God and you can ask those question's as you are being directed to hell by Angel's for eternal misery. But wait, maybe you will get a new leather coat like satin and learn to speak satin's language while his deomons torture you eternally. HA HA HA HA HA HA Good Luck with that. Here's hoping you find the right direction.

    A Christian"

    FUCK YOU.

    - Everyone else in the world

  18. Lisa Says:

    haha I know the main actress. She is my cousin. Katrina miller.

  19. warface Says:

    fuck you and your God.

  20. Brasc Says:

    Clearly its clear u iz redundant

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