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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Makes Retarded British Kids Cry

Just give it some time, dude.  You gotta learn the maps!

70 Responses to "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Makes Retarded British Kids Cry"

  1. Dontmind says:

    bugs bunny has a burnout

  2. Limemonkeyx3 says:

    Okay…so did I miss something…why is this kid crying and punching walls over this game?

    I played COD2 and COD4 and they’re “not my game” either, but I didn’t cry/punch walls (nor make an embarrassing video). Anyone else hoping that this kid was high/drunk at the time of filming?

  3. Killer says:

    His father should have worn a condom that night……

  4. s3xt0y says:

    LMFAO!

  5. lemieux-66 says:

    Epic.

    “All daddy wanted was a blowjob” …

  6. Chris says:

    Just like in the Gamefly commercials. “Never buy a bad game again” LOL

  7. ironbalut says:

    Will he now be able to get free British medical care even though he wilfully fucked up his hands? Actually, he should also see a shrink.

  8. John J Rambo says:

    wow,he looks like shelly duval from the shining.

  9. pratik says:

    One more thing… he reminds me of a sad emo version of Croyt, that crazy Halo gamer who would scream at the TV and punch the walls in insane anger.

  10. Activision says:

    we dont need nerds like you playing our games.

  11. deliverdeliverdeliver says:

    lmao looks like a certain image /b/oard just got a hold of this kids info today. so you wont be seeing him around much more lol

    goodnight sweet prince

  12. MOWREZ says:

    What a donkey boner…

  13. incorrects says:

    YES.

  14. SoundWWave says:

    17 Hours of FAIL

  15. Harold Potter says:

    British nard dog lost his shit. :O!

  16. ABVer says:

    Guys, show some compassion. This tommy has seen real war. He’s seriously shellshocked and scarred for life.

  17. Jonestown says:

    Listen, I can’t blame the guy. I want to punch the wall every time I see a heart monitor attached to the gun that killed me in the killcam.

  18. See_Your_Dentist_Soon says:

    I agree with the 1st post by seearees:

    EPIC Parenting Failure.

    WAY too much time on this geek’s hands, has no coping skills, and has a blatant disregard for Mummie & Daddie’s property.

    Corporal Punishment earlier on should have been used, instead of coddling this wanker.

  19. Anonymoose says:

    REALLY?!?! I think I know why that kid is so pissed off… He got the PS3 version…LMMFAO

  20. Anonymoustache says:

    he….is crying….because he doesn’t like it?

    the only time when this would be slightly acceptable would be if you sold your house or something to get the game…

    I cant work out if hes from the Midlands (the black country) or up north….accents annoying as fuck though, especially when he says “strwaight” ARGH

  21. LeLy says:

    didn’t get a word of what that hell he’s was crying but i assume that he’s crying that he just couldn’t beat the solo game cause it was too hard.. or something like that. That’s what’s you get when you just can’t handle the game.

  22. krio says:

    what a complete tosser

  23. Dan says:

    Ha! Typical Playstation whiner.

  24. fuck off says:

    man, ur a worthless piece of shit and a fuckin failure.. cod mw2 is the best game ever.. i strongly recommend u to stick a donkeys dick up ur ass and then commit suicide, fucker.

  25. ThePadrino says:

    This guy is a future crack head in the making

    http://www.thepadrino.com

  26. BeArRuStLeR says:

    NORTHERN….

  27. Anonymous012553 says:

    HA! little bitch couldn’t even crack drywall.

  28. people who hate people who hate people that post FIRST says:

    I’m on a snowmobile in Kazakhstan!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HARF! HARF!

  29. ScaryGood says:

    Stupid whiny little kid throwing a temper tantrum. That is all it is.

  30. Joe says:

    Haha dude. If Britain hadn’t discovered America, America wouldn’t exist. So do one son

  31. reiwar says:

    Stroppy Brummy needs to sort out his priorities.. little brat

  32. I fucked your dad with my little dick says:

    all britts are scum cunt nigger beaners. America should kill off the rest of the world, or enslave them. nah, kill

  33. codfather says:

    17 hours isn’t that long you pussy

  34. not a scholar says:

    …i thought it was the vikings?? or maybe the indians that were here to welcome the vikings and the british when they arrived…???

  35. Anonymous1019283 says:

    AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH it is true people cry over video games and wheres the wall he Punched through? he just touched it lol

  36. seearees says:

    wow. parenting fail.

  37. Anonymous says:

    Philosopher is British? I’ll be goddamned.

  38. BigLugNuts says:

    Should bang his teeth against wall to straighten them!

  39. rabid says:

    destroying your hands actually makes it harder to play… FAIL

  40. Acai Burn says:

    Hitting the wall is pretty bloody worthless.

  41. The Internets says:

    “bloody” worthless…
    We see what you did there. It failed.

  42. pratik says:

    Wow… you guys across the pond went from Winston Churchill to THIS. Fail.

  43. Honey says:

    could say exactly the same about yanks going from Lincon to Bush

  44. harker says:

    lol i agree stupid yanks :P
    go die in a flaming hole of spunk
    AMERICA SUCKS DONKEY DICK (Y)
    go ENGLAND woop woop =D

  45. Greg says:

    Lincoln to Bush? I’d call that a draw as far as worst presidents ever… (and before any trolls jump on this, no, I’m not racist. Lincoln was the racist, read a book.)

  46. Honey says:

    meh, i couldn’t think of any good Americans maybe i should of said Eisenhower, he was a good leader.

  47. Anonymous1 says:

    woah woah woah. Dont try to talk shit. If it werent for us you would all be speaking german right now. Go get some braces.

  48. D says:

    Mr Anonymous did you fight in World War 2?

  49. JackB says:

    If it weren’t for us you’d still be living in fucking tipi’s

  50. Dirk123 says:

    if youd look into churchill and all ..
    the man was a drunk, didnt want to give women the vote, thought that Britain shouldnt give india independance…

    douche is a understatement

  51. Sofa says:

    he cried less when he was sticking a chair-leg in his ass

  52. Off and Onymous. says:

    Dude looks like a transvestite hooker from London town.

  53. robo says:

    Lol, please don’t compare all British people such as myself to this douchebag

  54. Izzy says:

    Ignorant people do this all the time. Same goes with people comparing all Americans for the act of a few dumbasses.

  55. Barn Wall says:

    Yeah, they can take the piss when the British public elect this little pisser president of the nation, twice.

  56. YayEvisceration says:

    Hate to burst your bubble but those elections were rigged. The majority of voters did NOT vote for Bush.

    Please, children. Let’s drop this stupid fucking “Yanks Vs. Brits” argument. It’s fucking retarded. There are plenty of dipshits on both sides.

  57. Cakeesss says:

    Not rigged, just fucked up american system. More people voted for the other party, but bush had more electoral votes. AND in california his governer was his brother and his brother rigged it there

  58. Andy Millman says:

    Uh…what country were you living in during the elections?

  59. Mr Pinchy says:

    Hey thats the cousin of the “Leave Britney Spears Alone” kid !

  60. LeLy says:

    would somebody pleas tell that kid that there’s easier ways to hammerdown the wall than with bare hands :/ I think that only one guy is tough enough to do it and thats Chuck Norris. Still found this video funny even that this is third time when I watch it -__-

  61. Remark says:

    Haha! How do you want the world to remember you? Grab a camera and show us haha

  62. ronald a nony mouse says:

    this is surely a viral advert.

  63. ninny says:

    Ah, blue balls! He didn’t say “bollocks” or “cheeky” once.

    Euro’s are so cute when they say those words.

  64. Dicky says:

    hahahahaha when he says “i fuckin hate call of duty modern warfare 2″ i fucking lost it. why in the shit would he record himself doing this and why would he post it online?! fucking faggot lol.

  65. Amadaeo says:

    ..and for God’s sake…SWALLOW THE SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH ALREADY…gross watching him damn near drool slobber-milk all over

  66. herbie versmelts says:

    im trying to figure out why hes crying cause he sucks or cause he played it for 17 hours straight either way hes a douche

  67. TotalWar2009 says:

    geez man chill Out I have been playing that game a while and I suck and on level 22 man its a game injoy it dont take it Seriously

  68. Derek says:

    The only reason he hates the game is because its for the ps3… he really is retarded, if he wasnt a retarded british bitch he would of gotten it for the xbox 360

  69. memo says:

    I played this game in a regular difficulty on my pc and i like it, it was very exciting


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