Candice Swanpoel

December 4th, 2009 | 05:30 am
 
Where You've Seen Her: Candice Swanpoel is one of those models we can all hate.  1) Because she's 21 and makes as much $$ as Bill Gates, and 2) She's so hot we have to resort to the "meh, she's too skinny" defense mechanism as to why we don't want to tap it.  In her defense, though, she's really hot, so she's probably a good person.
 
Pointless Quote: "It's all, like...I can't really explain."
 
         
         
 
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16 Responses to "Candice Swanpoel"

  1. Alienpoo Says:

    I wish I were First.

  2. jimydy Says:

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  3. Beau Beau Says:

    I say Got Damn!

  4. DaveLovesBacon Says:

    Too skinny!

  5. DamienLovesDave Says:

    No such thing.

  6. DaveLovesBacon Says:

    What I should have said was "meh, she's too skinny"...

    Would have been funnier...

  7. DaveLovesBacon Says:

    Though I honestly do prefer meatier girls...I like larger round rumps and athletic thights...yet smallish breasts...she is close..

    And the lips...dear god the lips!!

  8. jed clampett Says:

    this girl looks terrible with long straight hair

  9. mko Says:

    butterface?

  10. Drunken Pig Says:

    fwap fwap....pardon??....fwap!!

  11. Joe The Asshole Says:

    meh, she's too skinny

  12. Fin-Dangle Says:

    What a bunch of Homo's!!
    Don't act like if she even gave you as little as a glance, you wouldn't cum in your pants and hide under a rock!

    Turn off your computer. Take 10 mins to look at your wife, girlfriend, hand or whatever you are fucking....Come back to reality and then post something worth while..

  13. DaveLovesBacon Says:

    Like this worth while post? Ass bag!

  14. Fin-Dangle Says:

    That's a nice pet name for your wife Dave..very fitting!

  15. de Says:

    bella gnocca

  16. DonkeyXote Says:

    Wowza!

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