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Candice Swanpoel

Where You’ve Seen Her: Candice Swanpoel is one of those models we can all hate.  1) Because she’s 21 and makes as much $$ as Bill Gates, and 2) She’s so hot we have to resort to the "meh, she’s too skinny" defense mechanism as to why we don’t want to tap it.  In her defense, though, she’s really hot, so she’s probably a good person.
Pointless Quote: "It’s all, like…I can’t really explain."


18 Responses to "Candice Swanpoel"

  1. DonkeyXote says:


  2. Alex Trebek, from the future says:

    This was the first post of the notorious “philosopher” under his new pseudonym of “DonkeyXote”.

    What would follow is an escalating series of douchy, faggoty, and lame “flamings” on anybody he/she/it perceived as having anything to do with the destruction and exile of his old persona, “philosopher”.

    It would come to a point where the editor of Holy Taco at the time, “Justin Thomas”, put up this devastating piece of pwnage created by long time Holy Taco reader “Dwight K. Schrute”:


    The effect of said pwnage was so devastating, that “DonkeyXote” was forced to retreat for a couple of weeks. Of course, when he/she/it returned, what was left was a shell of his/her/its former self. “DonkeyXote” was so thouroughly pwned that he/she/it resorted to base and crude comments in his attempt to pwn “Dwight K. Schrute” even resorting to poking fun at “Dwigh K. Schrute”‘s attempts at getting a new “Taco Belle” post of Doutzen Kroes, obviously a faggoty and douchy move which all but guaranteed his defeat.

  3. Fin-Dangle says:

    What a bunch of Homo’s!!
    Don’t act like if she even gave you as little as a glance, you wouldn’t cum in your pants and hide under a rock!

    Turn off your computer. Take 10 mins to look at your wife, girlfriend, hand or whatever you are fucking….Come back to reality and then post something worth while..

  4. DaveLovesBacon says:

    Like this worth while post? Ass bag!

  5. Fin-Dangle says:

    That’s a nice pet name for your wife Dave..very fitting!

  6. That Guy says:

    ^ faggot?

  7. mko says:


  8. de says:

    bella gnocca

  9. Alienpoo says:

    I wish I were First.

  10. jimydy says:

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  11. Beau Beau says:

    I say Got Damn!

  12. DaveLovesBacon says:

    Too skinny!

  13. DamienLovesDave says:

    No such thing.

  14. DaveLovesBacon says:

    What I should have said was “meh, she’s too skinny”…

    Would have been funnier…

  15. DaveLovesBacon says:

    Though I honestly do prefer meatier girls…I like larger round rumps and athletic thights…yet smallish breasts…she is close..

    And the lips…dear god the lips!!

  16. jed clampett says:

    this girl looks terrible with long straight hair

  17. Drunken Pig says:

    fwap fwap….pardon??….fwap!!

  18. Joe The Asshole says:

    meh, she’s too skinny