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Shit, I used to take Depakene. Shit’s terrible. But worked nicely, I guess.
seems like the only problem here is Good n Plenty
All i see is lots of colors and candy
Should be titled, “In case you’re 4 years old or retarded”
So that’s why I have seizures every time I eat good ‘n plenties.
no, that’s the diabetes talking.
Never mind. I just got back from the doctor’s office. He says masturbating in public doesn’t constitute a seizure. My mistake.
time to find a new doctor then
this might be the link between halloween candy, and wearing a costume
Master of None is probably going to say that this is stupid
Yeah, because he’s TOTALLY not you or anything …
wtf is are ‘tangy bunnies’? sounds like a date rape drug.
but what candy looks like a lortab, or oxycontin?
That big yellow box in the garage that says “D-CON”? That’s the same stuff! Eat the whole thing and you’ll get the most AWESOME high! Feed some to your imaginary buddy Fringe too.
I’d tell you, but then you’d probably go out and buy some to sell as oxy’s to your ‘brilliant’ friends
youll be able to tell about 15 minutes after =)
The point is, CHILDREN won’t know the difference…
So, if you want your candy to be safe, make sure to keep it hidden, and not in the same place you keep the drugs… because kids might get confused, and eat all your candy….