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Cars Getting The Hell Beaten From Them

 
Yargh! Today be National Talk Like a Pirate Day! If ye scurvy landlovers don’t be talkin’ like Pirates, then ye’ll be walkin’ the plank, matees!  It doesn’t say anything about writing in Pirate-speak, though, so you don’t have to worry about that.

3 Responses to "Cars Getting The Hell Beaten From Them"

  1. Hans Ulrich Rudel says:

    That mongoloid commie tank was acting so boldly only because he thought there were no Stukas around to rip it to pieces.

  2. Nihilist says:

    Hey guys im back , the girl i picked up is supposed to add me on MSN and hasn’t done it yet although i sent some messages to her yesterday and that girl is 3 years my senior so she’s probably trying to play hard to get or she doesn’t give a flying fuck about me , i’d like to think that she plays hard to get but unfortunately it’s the second option . No wonder i turned Nihilist . Fuck the world , Fuck The Society , Fuck you guys who are going to make fun of me , i have nobody else to talk to so that’s why i post messages here and tell you about my sad uneventful life but i’ll lose my mind sooner or later considering how depressing my life is.

    What should i do ?

  3. Xaephen says:

    *Landlubbers*

    There is a typo, you put landlovers.


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