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5 Snacks That Lacerate Your Mouth

5 Snacks That Lacerate Your Mouth

Experimentation is the mother of bisexuality, or something like that.  Or maybe science is the furious master of experimentation.  Hell if we know.  But we do know that there’s truth in the belief that some foods are more dang...

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9 Band Names You Didn’t Know Were Sexual

9 Band Names You Didn’t Know Were Sexual

This is a guest article by Alex Sargeant.  He dreams of Barenaked Ladies on his Spacehog. Before you get to thick meat of this article, I want to share with you what I gleamed while researching it. Are you ready for this? It’s paradigm...

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A Guide To Summer Barbeques

A Guide To Summer Barbeques

  It’s Summer. We know this because our various dangly bits are currently marinating in sweat juices and emanating odors that, if we decided to nakedly frolic in the woods, would attract creatures that are looking to mate. But another t...

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6 Songs That Should Be About Masturbation

6 Songs That Should Be About Masturbation

You know how sometimes you’re being that guy, sort of ignoring other people who are conversing while you aimlessly ramble through the song selection on your MP3 player and then someone stops and says “you have a lot of songs about mas...

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6 Reasons Men Have Removed Their Manhood

6 Reasons Men Have Removed Their Manhood

This is a guest article by Paul K Pickett, who removed his junk on a dare last year.  Sorry, dude. Every day, worldwide, thousands of penis jokes are made. Every second, you can count on at least one guy, somewhere, placing an object of som...

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5 Things You Didn’t Know You Should Be Embarrassed to Buy

5 Things You Didn’t Know You Should Be Embarrassed to Buy

Embarrassment is our stock and trade around here due to an unlucky lot in life. Deranged parenting, hormone issues and genitals that have more than once been mistaken for novelty items has ensured that any number of typically mundane situations ...

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How To Tell If You Live Next Door To A Russian Spy

How To Tell If You Live Next Door To A Russian Spy

Recently, the FBI apprehended 10 suspects accused of being dastardly Russian spies. So far, there has been no mention of James Bond’s involvement in exposing these spies, but seeing as at least one of them is a pretty good looking chick, on...

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How to Impress Women With Your iPhone

How to Impress Women With Your iPhone

  This guest article was written by Dan Seitz, whose iPhone gets more chicks than he does. The latest iPhone has just been debuted at Apple’s Worldwide Developer’s Conference, and it is, of course, smaller, smarter, and sexier th...

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4 People You’ll Meet At The Wizarding World of Harry Potter

4 People You’ll Meet At The Wizarding World of Harry Potter

  This week Universal Studio’s Islands of Adventure opened its long-awaited Harry Pottery-themed addition to the park, The Wizarding World of Harry Potter. This park will bring in tons of people and cash for the theme park for the fore...

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It’s Not Cool, Dude: 6 Ridiculous Things Inspired by Awesome

It’s Not Cool, Dude: 6 Ridiculous Things Inspired by Awesome

Some people think every great idea has already been thought, every story already written and all that’s left is people borrowing, intentionally or otherwise, from the works of others.  And whatever, that seems to make the world work fo...

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