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Holy Taco Interviews: Our Lady Peace’s Jeremy Taggart

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Because sometimes you get sick of listening to what we have to say, we interview some of the cooler people we come across in our lives so you can listen to them instead. Today, we’ve got Jeremy Taggart, drummer from Our Lady Peace, prolific Twitt...

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Five Lies I’ve Told While Being Unemployed

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Look at you, walking around all jobless and what not. It’s pathetic! You’re probably feeling like garbage, if you’re being honest with yourself. Well, there’s a simple solution to that problem: Stop being so honest with yo...

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The Next Great Zombie Evolution

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Zombies are one of the most versatile monsters in fiction. From its humble roots as a ghoul hungry for flesh, the zombie now comes in more flavors than Baskin Robbins. We have intelligent zombies, fast zombies, feeling zombies with undead mangi...

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The Truth About Rhinos

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We just blindly assume we know everything there is to know about the noble rhinoceros. We know they have a horn on their face and we know that they look like cows built for war. That’s all we know, and that’s all we need to know…...

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Pizza Hut Is Offering a $10,010 Proposal In a Box Pizza Deal

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For the very precise price of $10,010, Pizza Hut is giving its customers the opportunity to purchase a Tie The Knot Dinner Box meal, which includes a ruby engagement ring, a fireworks display, and a medium one-topping pizza with five breadsticks a...

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GIF Attack!

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For some reason, this is one of the funniest GIFs I’ve ever seen.

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Stallone and Schwarzenegger Have A Post-Surgery Chat

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After filming “The Expendables 2,” Sly and Arnold needed to get a little work done, because men their age shouldn’t be doing stunts, their bones are brittle and their tendons are like silly putty. If we didn’t live in such...

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6 Types of Girls You’ll Meet on a Reality Dating Show

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Right now there is a dating show on TV. Flick through the channels, it’s there. From decrepit reruns of Chuck Woolery’s Love Connection to Excused, the 5th Wheel, the Bachelor, Flavor of Love and a few thousand others, the idea that you could m...

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Cynics Agree: Wal-Mart’s Slogan For Health Foods, “Good For You,” is Extremely Sarcastic

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Call it a trend, call it a movement that’s here to stay, the fact remains: food chains are making strides when it comes to providing you with healthier options, whether it be on menus if they’re restaurants or on their shelves if they’re grocery s...

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GIF Attack!

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Go ahead…put your finger there…

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