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The IndyCar Experience: On the Scene at Toronto’s Honda Indy

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The temporary street circuit in Toronto has seen better days. From 1986 to 2005, it was known as the Molson Indy, after a domestic brand of Canadian beer that I don’t like to drink. Attendance during the series’ glory days was 60,000 to 70,000 peo...

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Those Vines “Exposing” Racism at Convenience Stores are Why the Workers There Hate You

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Rashid Polo just hit the viral big time with Vines that purportedly expose convenience store racism. See, every time he walks into a bodega, employees — who act like they’re stocking and checking inventory — follow him to ensure ...

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MTV’s Latest Reality Show Is About a Bunch of Losers Who Don’t Have Sex

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I’d rather eat a carafe full of army ants than watch MTV’s Virgin Territory.

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Tracy McGrady’s Inspiring Story: Striking out One Guy and Then Quitting Baseball

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Immediately after recording his first strikeout, ex-NBA star Tracy McGrady retired from baseball, which means he realized the ultimate Secret American Dream: doing something right once and then quitting while on top.

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Your Favorite Things are Old Now. Deal.

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That pop record that defined your childhood? It’s 25 years old this year! You know what else is 25 years old? Everybody born that year. That’s right, everybody. 100% of the things that showed up 25 years ago are 25 years old this year:...

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An Idiot’s Guide to Chicago Violence

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Almost everyone that doesn’t live in Chicago is wrong about it.

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Practical Advice for the Creepy Lovelorn Female Shower Head Guy

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I feel like I can offer this young man some advice on making his relationship work. Even though I’ve never before dated a shower head wearing nothing but a nightie and the face of Satan, I’m going to assume they’re not too differ...

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Please, Fellas, Enough With the “F*ck Her Right in the Pussy” Stuff Already

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It’s the meme equivalent of shouting insults at someone sitting at a bus stop from the passenger seat of a moving car, and it’s actually a “viral hoax campaign.” Are you proud of yourselves, you idiots?

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Out With the Weird, In With the Angry: Why It’s Time For a Gritty Reboot of Al Yankovic

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Weird Al’s shtick is more formulaic and predictable than a Taco Bell cookbook. He’s that wacky uncle who won’t quit cracking jokes, even when everybody else is focused on politics, war, the crumbling economy, and death, like norm...

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14 WTF Moments From The 2014 World Cup

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This year’s World Cup had its fair share of utter insanity — from embarrassing dives to biting incidents — which we gazed upon in awe as soccer took over our lives for the better part of the summer.

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