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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: May 17th

Last week was all about Iron Man again because of course it was, all it had as competition was The Great Gatsby. This week a new brand of nerdism rears its ugly head and storms into theaters. Will any other movie have a chance? Ha ha ha, of cou...

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6 of the Worst Drinks in the World

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Bartenders of the world come from three schools. Those who care about customers, those who don’t and those who hate them. The hateful ones are the ones that make up disgusting shots for others to try to fight their way through and no one knows w...

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6 Show Ideas to Put the Nail in NBC’s Coffin

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NBC seems determined to ruin itself as a television network. They’ve scourged their comedy lineup, they rejected a show by the hilarious comedian John Mulaney and, to top it off, they decided to renew Celebrity Apprentice because why should anyon...

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The Complete Mental Breakdown of a Restaurant Owner

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If you don’t watch Kitchen Nightmares you’ve missed out on something remarkable in the last week, something that has boiled over from TV and into social media and, presumably, a mental asylum somewhere in Arizona as the owners of a res...

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8 Things Grumpy Cat Looks Like

25 Things You Shouldn’t Have Done for Mother’s Day

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Why not write this article before Mother’s Day so you could avoid all of this stuff? Because this about regret and you don’t regret things you didn’t screw up yet, you regret the ones you screwed up badly. If you did any of this yesterday, feel ...

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Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: May 10th

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Last week, predictable, Iron Man 3 made all the money ever. According to Box Office Mojo it now holds the #2 spot for the greatest gap in box office take between the top grossing film and the second top grossing film in the same week. Iron Man 3...

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The 4 Best Dreams to Lucid Dream

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A company called Bitbanger Labs has created the Remee, a sleep mask that purports to give you lucid dreams. A lucid dream, of course, is a dream in which you are conscious and aware of dreaming. This mask, then, turns your head into Inception an...

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5 Things I Never Want To See a Ghost Do Again

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I’ve mentioned my distaste for ghosts in horror movies before bit I feel like the message really needs to be clarified. I just found out Paranormal Activity 5 comes out this year and, frankly, I’m absolutely disgusted. God, those are bad movies....

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7 Kinds of Pet Videos on Youtube

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The internet is a solid 70% pet videos, the rest of it is useless government websites, flash games, porn, Holy Taco, and instructional videos on DIY home projects. People just really love uploading millions of inane pet videos and all of them gene...

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25 Other Iron Men That Iron Man 3 Needed

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If you saw Iron Man 3 this weekend, you noticed it’s packed to the gills with Iron Men. There’s the new Mark 42 armor, and Iron Patriot armor, an aquatic suit, a Brute suit made for lifting, Asgardian Destroyer armor and a whole bunch of others. ...

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Articles

Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: May 17th

6 of the Worst Drinks in the World

6 Show Ideas to Put the Nail in NBC’s Coffin

The Complete Mental Breakdown of a Restaurant Owner

25 Things You Shouldn’t Have Done for Mother’s Day

Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: May 10th

The 4 Best Dreams to Lucid Dream

5 Things I Never Want To See a Ghost Do Again

7 Kinds of Pet Videos on Youtube

25 Other Iron Men That Iron Man 3 Needed

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