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1,001 Chip Flavors Made Simple

The world of potato chips (or crisps for you foreigners) is crazy and unpredictable. Many a website has put up an hilarious picture gallery of unusual flavors from around the world (including us, maybe I’ll link it here maybe I won’t. Try to cli...

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4 Things I Demand in a Man of Steel Sequel

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by Ian Fortey

Like many nerds, I put on my suspenders and went to see Man of Steel this weekend. I give every comic book movie a chance, even if I know it will suck. I even saw Green Lantern. Not in theaters, but I still saw it. And after the previews of Ma...

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25 Honest Ways to Describe Subway’s Guacamole

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by Ian Fortey

I was wandering past Subway the other day and saw a big ass avocado on a poster outside and I thought “yes, I do like guacamole and I would like a turkey and bacon sub with guacamole on it.” And I do like guacamole. And turkey and bacon subs. A...

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: June 14th

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by Ian Fortey

This is a big weekend for movies, we’re getting into the summer fudge fest of films when every weekend is the most awesome weekend and one movie is clearly meant to make more money than all the rest. This weekend everyone was hanging their hats o...

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The 6 Awesomest Atari Games Ever

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by Ian Fortey

Playstation 4 and Xbox One are on the way and the question no one is asking is who gives a shit? Games have pretty much gone downhill since Atari 2600. Today’s games may have cool graphics and storylines and extended gameplay and all this stuff,...

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The Corona Summer Caption Contest

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by Ian Fortey

It’s summer time and that means you should probably hit some water slides with me. Before we arrange that though, the good people at Corona asked me if I wanted to run a contest for you lot to help kick off their Corona Summer promotion bec...

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25 More Obnoxious Foods Than a Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe

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by Ian Fortey

The San Diego Fatty Fat Fat Festival kicked off last week with the introduction of a new manner of gut-obliterating fried food – the Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe. See, fairs like to keep introducing newer and grosser foods in an ever increasing gamble...

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: June 7th

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by Ian Fortey

Last week After Earth farted onto screens that no one watched, ensuring that Fast 6 stayed on top of the heap pulling in a ton of cash that could have been used to buy food for the homeless. Ha ha ha! Anyway, on with this week.

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15 Names That Only Work for Old Men

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by Ian Fortey

I met a dude named Mortimer recently and I have no idea what he does or what he said to me because I got lost in his name. Mortimer. Morty. How is it someone who isn’t retired has that name in 2013? His parents must have hated him the moment t...

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6 of the Best Female Comedians Working Today

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Not too long ago, sad old timer Jerry Lewis reiterated his distaste for female comedians, stating how unfunny they are, or something very much like that. It doesn’t matter because he’s irrelevant to the modern world and, truth be told, he was not...

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Articles

1,001 Chip Flavors Made Simple

4 Things I Demand in a Man of Steel Sequel

25 Honest Ways to Describe Subway’s Guacamole

Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: June 14th

The 6 Awesomest Atari Games Ever

The Corona Summer Caption Contest

25 More Obnoxious Foods Than a Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe

Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: June 7th

15 Names That Only Work for Old Men

6 of the Best Female Comedians Working Today

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