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5 Annoying People You’ll Meet at the Pool

Man, hot enough for ya? Ha ha, what a great question, thanks for asking, dingus! No one likes talking about the weather, nor does anyone like feeling like it’s so hot they could boil an egg in their ball sweat. Our solution, as modern, technolo...

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5 Cliches That Stand Up Comedians Need to Retire

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You know what’s funny? Comedy. Stand up comedy, in particular, is an art form that some people have taken to amazing heights. Some people have shit all over it and inexplicably become rich in the process, but a number of people out there are ju...

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How to Be a Hobo (Based on Observation Only)

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So you’ve decided to eschew society’s comforts in favor of beggary and frostbite, good for you! It’s no easy task to simply let go of the material aspect of your life and become the thing most people equate with a living, breathing fart. Is tha...

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The Walking Carl: Chapter 8

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Oh my God, this is the worst day of my life. Please, please understand how weighty that statement is. Almost everyone I have ever met is not only dead, but resurrected as a shambling pile of rotting flesh that wants to eat me, I’m barely eking o...

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen: May 18th

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Last week we recommended you mostly ignore the movies playing and go see the Avengers again, and it looks like you did, once again proving Holy Taco has eerie, fictional-gypsy style powers of film prognostication. We’re kind of spooky. Sexy spo...

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The 7 Types of People Who Watch Game of Thrones

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HBO’s Game of Thrones has cemented itself as an awesome, epic fantasy/drama series chock full of boobies and a couple of dragons. It’s huge and everyone loves it except for a handful of vociferous haters. Shit, did we just use vociferous in a se...

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The GIF Hole

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by Ian Fortey

GIF it all you got! Or whatever.

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The 6 Times You Actually Need a Cell Phone

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by Ian Fortey

It’s 2012 and people in 3rd world countries who can’t afford clean water or food have cell phones. There are people, right now, flopping poop patties into rusted wheelbarrows talking on their cell phones to guys the next country over who are unlo...

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How to Rock n Roll All Night (and Party Every Day)

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So, you want to fulfill the boner-infused dreams of every teenager in existence, good for you! It’s the greatest gift a person can give to themselves to just bust loose and have such a great time you either remember it forever and remember absolu...

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The GIF Hole

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Oh GIFs, you so crazy.

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5 Annoying People You’ll Meet at the Pool

5 Cliches That Stand Up Comedians Need to Retire

How to Be a Hobo (Based on Observation Only)

The Walking Carl: Chapter 8

Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen: May 18th

The 7 Types of People Who Watch Game of Thrones

The GIF Hole

The 6 Times You Actually Need a Cell Phone

How to Rock n Roll All Night (and Party Every Day)

The GIF Hole

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