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8 Depressingly Lame Life Hacks

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Life hack is one of the most egregiously offensive terms currently in our lexicon. It’s stupid. It’s so stupid it should wear a helmet. It doesn’t mean anything.

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The Definitive List of Masturbation Euphemisms

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They say 95% of people admit to masturbating and the other 5% are liars. Ha ha, burn! Wankers. And it’s true that every so often you smack the walrus the right way and it feels alright so you keep doing t. It’s human nature.

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25 Lines We Need to Hear in Army of Darkness 2

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Word has it Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi are heading back to the woods with Army of Darkness II. You may recall in the previous Army of Darkness film, Bruce Campbell had a metal hand,a boomstick and was being worshipped by primitives in medieval ...

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: October 18th

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Another fun filled week of movies is upon us, will it be as stellar as last week with whatever the hell came out? I haven’t seen a movie in a few weeks so I kind of forget what happened lately.

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How Aliens and Humans Deal with Less Advanced Beings

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I’m not saying aliens don’t exist, I’m just saying they’d be as blown away to discover us as we would be to discover them and we’d mutually agree to probe one anothers’ asses.

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Batman: Arkham Clusterf@#$

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A year has passed since the events of Batman: Arkham City(quick synopsis – everyone at Arkham Asylum for the Batshit Insane in Gotham City, as well as inmates at Blackgate prison, has escaped and is making the city of Gotham a real shithole.

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25 Differences Between Canadian and American Thanksgiving

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This weekend was Thanksgiving in Canada. Did you Canadians have Thanksgivng in October? Ya do now. But what’s the big idea, why a month early?

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: October 11th

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This week is as exciting to me as sitting in a library reading books on tax law. Despite this, it is my solemn duty as a guy who voluntarily gives his opinions on things he knows nothing about to continue sharing said opinions with you, then 13 p...

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An Open Letter to Miley Cyrus and Sinead O’Connor

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Dear Miley and Sinead, I see you two have had a lot to say to one another lately. Sinead, you’re chock full of unsolicited advice for a girl who played a character named Hannah Montana for her entire childhood and whose dad is most famous for Ach...

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The Time I Had to Hide From a Delivery Driver

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We live in a world of under appreciated wonders. The very fact we’re all connected to each other right now across the internet s nothing short of amazing. And only slightly less amazing is the fact that, if I want a pizza, I can just cal someone...

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