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Why All The Endings Of Mass Effect 3 Are Terrible: A Long Diatribe

This article will be filled with ***SPOILERS*** for the end of Mass Effect 3. If you haven’t played the game to the end just yet, or if you just don’t care about video games, don’t read this. Or wait until this is relevant to you and then come bac...

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20 Reasons I Will Be Calling In Sick On Tuesday (None Of Which Are Mass Effect 3)
Elder Scrolls: Skyrim Has Made Me Want To Grow Up, Settle Down, And Get Married
Goodbye Boring World!: My Goodbye Letter To The World I Will Not See Again After Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Comes Out
Grand Theft Auto V Trailer Released! This Article Has No Clear Point! We’re Just Happy! Yay, Violence!

A Message From A Leprechaun Advocacy Group

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by Jim Tews

Well, everyone, St. Patrick’s Day is upon us. It’s time to drink green beer, celebrate Irish culture, and the unwanted arrival of Christianity into Ireland. But let’s not get political about things! That’s not our objectiv...

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Dollar Store Irish History

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by Ian Fortey

Faith and begorrah, it’s St. Patty’s day again! Bust out the shillelagh and kiss your Blarney stones goodbye as you drink yourself into a hazy, green stupor. But before you do, you may want to learn the proud Irish history of this gloriously dru...

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Spring Break Bingo!

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by Jim Tews

Hey spring breakers, make your bitchin’ beach vacation interesting by playing bingo! Wait, what? Yeah, like bingo. Use this bingo card and mark off what you see. First one to get a vertical, horizontal, or diagonal row wins nothing!

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A 3-Step Guide To Drinking Alone on St. Patrick’s Day

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by Luis Prada

This Saturday is St. Patrick’s Day, a day when everyone pretends they actually like the Irish so they can have an excuse to show up to work on Church on Sunday hung over and reeking of beer and someone else’s vomit. But some people aren’t fortune ...

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Five Things We’ll Miss About Real Encyclopedias

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by Jim Tews

You’ve probably found out by now the news that Encyclopedia Britannica is ceasing production of its hard copy books, and you probably found that on the internet, while reading the news that used to come in paper form. If you were fortunate ...

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GIF Attack!

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by Luis Prada

Rube Goldberg would be proud. Oh, no. Wait. I missed spelled a word in the previous sentence. I meant to say, “Rube Goldberg is rolling over in his grave.” There. Fixed it. Microsoft Word should really catch these kinds of mistakes.

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How to Make Love to Jon Hamm

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by Ian Fortey

So you’ve decided to make love to suave bad ass Jon Hamm, good for you! You have made a fine choice and will likely not get VD as he seems like a very tidy man. Of all the handsome, chiseled actors making a name for themselves, he’s one of the m...

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Alternative Uses For Homeless People, Using The SXSW Manner of Logic

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If you’re at SXSW right now and you’ve got some speedy WiFi access, you can thank your friendly neighborhood homeless person for allowing you to tweet about how shitty the WiFi is. A marketing company by the name of Bartle Bogie Hegarty has equipp...

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Spring Break, Community College Style

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by Jim Tews

If you are going to a big name college, during spring break, YOU MUST GET SUPER DRUNK AND HAVE LOTS OF SEX SOMEWHERE TROPICAL! That’s how it works here in America, and rightfully so. I mean, hey, you’ve earned it. You got decent grade...

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Why All The Endings Of Mass Effect 3 Are Terrible: A Long Diatribe

A Message From A Leprechaun Advocacy Group

Dollar Store Irish History

Spring Break Bingo!

A 3-Step Guide To Drinking Alone on St. Patrick’s Day

Five Things We’ll Miss About Real Encyclopedias

GIF Attack!

How to Make Love to Jon Hamm

Alternative Uses For Homeless People, Using The SXSW Manner of Logic

Spring Break, Community College Style

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