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Crazy Nelson Mandela Sign Language Guy Returns By Unpopular Demand

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Some people, no matter how talented, hard-working, and non-psychotic they are, just can’t find work. Then there’s Thamsanqa Jantjie, the insane sign-language interpreter who doesn’t know sign language and *still* remains gainfull...

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5 Gross Food Items That Are Only Gross Because Our Brains Said So

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Eggs? Omelette time. Roast duck? Fire up that grill! But eat a bird in that delicious in-between fetus stage, and suddenly you’re a war criminal.

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Seven of the Most Embarrassing Politicians in Modern History (Besides Rob Ford)

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Ford is far from the only politician busted doing cosmically stupid shit presumably under a shroud of power that makes them think they can’t be touched. They always get caught sooner or later, and we always wonder what the hell they were thinking.

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Fantasy-Casting the Upcoming “Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers” Movie

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Originality is dead, and “toys” are the new “ideas.” Honestly, we probably should have seen this coming the minute they announced a Peeps movie.

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Five Death Penalty Alternatives That Are Vastly Superior to Lethal Injection

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The botched execution of rapist-murderer Clayton Lockett on Tuesday begs the question: Are there any better, more badass ways to end the lives of convicted scumbags out there?

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No Dude, Jesus Did Not Appear to You on a Pancake

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I see Edgar Allan Poe, Charles Manson, Frank Zappa, Schneider From One Day at a Time…basically, any creep with facial hair.

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Six Insane Examples of Racism Caught on Tape (Besides Donald Sterling)

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“I want to tell you one more thing I know about the Negro.” Oh man…here it comes.

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The 15 Worst Hairstyles In Soccer

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They call it “the beautiful game.” (LMAO.)

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The Five Nastiest Prison Riots Ever

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Who says murderers, thieves and rapists can’t start a revolution?

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Snoop Dogg’s Video Rebuttal to Donald Sterling, aka ‘The [Expletive] That Own the Clippers’

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“B*tch-ass redneck white-bread chicken-sh*t motherf*cka.” [*drops mic*]

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