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Mocking Dead: The Walking Dead recap (S 3 E 2)

To start, no, I didn’t recap the premier last week because I did something else. I am fickle and unpredictable like a northern wind, or a high class escort on too many anti-depressants.

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: October 19th

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by Ian Fortey

The only thing you need to know about last week is how poorly Here Comes the Boom did, which is at it should be, because that movie must obviously suck. Kevin James is funny in the way being shot but not fatally is funny. This week another stalw...

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The Comedy Expendables

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by Ian Fortey

The Expendables has proven that a franchise can ride on the strength of washed up action star, so arguably the same could be true of comedy stars. But who? And how? And in what capacity? Relax, I got this.

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What the Hell is Etsy?

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by Ian Fortey

I’m going to be honest, I work on the internet, I’m on a computer for like 15 hours a day but there’s some shit I still know nothing about in any meaningful way. I have never actually been to SomethingAwful.com. I didn’t know what Gangnam Style ...

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Did You Know: The Tall Man is the Worst Horror Movie Ever

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by Ian Fortey

Jessica Biel and I are probably destined to be a couple and have a very passionate relationship and that’s why it pains me to write this article, but something needs to be done. I recently watched her movie The Tall Man and I am still unsettled.

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Movember Approaches and You Can Win Swag!

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by Ian Fortey

It’s that time of year again when the moustaches get all aflutter rin support of men’s health and we once again petition you to register for the Break and Friends Movemeber Team.

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What’s in Store for Your Favorite Walking Dead Character This Season?

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by Ian Fortey

It’s a brand new season of the Walking Dead and that means one cool zombie per every 5 episodes or Lori whining and Carl wandering. No wait, I’m being cynical. Let’s be open minded. This season has the prison, Michonne and the Governor, for tho...

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: October 12th

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by Ian Fortey

Taken 2 owned the box office last week despite every critic hating that movie with a fierce passion. What they didn’t know, however, was that everyone loves Liam Neeson. They really do. He was Oscar Schindler, for God’s sake. Don’t even try to ...

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Celebrate Pie Season with Pie

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by Ian Fortey

Fall is in full swing and if you live in a part of the world in which leaves turn colors, they turned colored. Some people find that beautiful. For the rest of us it means we have to rake the damn lawn again. Oh good, the tree shat everywhere. ...

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