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It’s Moldy Cheese Day

If you look hard enough you can find out that pretty much every day is something day. National Underpants Day, Kiss a Hobo Day, Rub One Out on Luke Perry’s Coat Day and today, October 9th, is Moldy Cheese Day. Did you celebrate yet?!?

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The Story of Canadian Thanksgiving

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by Ian Fortey

Today is Canadian Thanksgiving and you may be wondering, why are Canadians allowed outside? You may also be wondering why their Thanksgiving is so damned early and, for that matter, did Canadian pilgrims land somewhere a month earlier and do the ...

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen: October 5th

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by Ian Fortey

Another week another stab at a few movies. Seems like not many people are trying hard this week, but oh well. Last time I checked Rotten Tomatoes our first entry was in single digits worth of rotten crap, s maybe this whole week will be a wash. ...

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This is Not Why I’m Broke

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by Ian Fortey

ThisiswhyImbroke.com is a sort of shopping site that directs you to places where you can find the coolest, weirdest items online so you can waste your hard earned money and get a jetpack. As such, it seems like a valuable service. Seems that way...

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The World’s Creepiest Old People

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by Ian Fortey

Old people are not to be trusted. You know who thought up “respect your elders?” Old people. Good try, old people. Good try. Truth is that faint urine and wood chip smell, that confused aura, that wrinkled neck scrotum, all of that is just a ...

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Sam Jackson Wants You To Pick Up After Your Dog

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by Ian Fortey

Sam Jackson, consummate narrator of children’s books and commercials urging you to vote, now wants you to be a responsible pet owner.

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8 Things Grumpy Cat Looks Like

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by Ian Fortey

In the last week or so, the internet was introduced to what is arguably the most screwed up looking cat ever. Cats, as you know, invented the internet in conjunction with a series of tubes and Al Gore. Currently the internet is equal parts cats ...

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen: September 28th

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by Ian Fortey

I never made it to the movies last week but I assume everything I predicted was correct. There sure are a bounty of sucktastic films out there. This week it’s obvious what the big winner is going to be but let’s pretend anyway.

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Names You Must Avoid for Your Child

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Naming a child isn’t as simple as getting wasted and just yelling a few random syllables at a baby. If it was, my name would still be Jesus No. In fact, a lot of thought should go into naming a child; it’s a label they have to carry with them fo...

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Facebook’s Eerie Parrot Subculture

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by Ian Fortey

This article will make no sense. I will not explain to you how I happened upon the information I’m about to share because it is not relevant. All you need to know is that it is true and verifiable and ridiculous. Facebook is full of parrots.

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Articles - Page 19

It’s Moldy Cheese Day

The Story of Canadian Thanksgiving

Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen: October 5th

This is Not Why I’m Broke

The World’s Creepiest Old People

Sam Jackson Wants You To Pick Up After Your Dog

8 Things Grumpy Cat Looks Like

Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen: September 28th

Names You Must Avoid for Your Child

Facebook’s Eerie Parrot Subculture

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