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The Walking Carl: Chapter 7

Took a walk into the deep woods last night and you’re not going to believe this, I met someone! Not like zombie Stephen Hawking either, I found a real dude in a house. His name is Ben, he’s in the attic of this old farm house that’s half boarded ...

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Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen: May 11th

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by Ian Fortey

Last week we gave a strong recommendation to the Avengers, sight unseen, and it made more money in its opening weekend than Canada has made in its entire history as a beaver-producing township. This indicates we have pretty stunning precognitive ...

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5 Things Your Girlfriend Says and What They Really Mean

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by Ian Fortey

Sometimes it’s hard to tell what a woman means when she says something. So we made some translations.

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The GIF Hole

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by Ian Fortey

Sometimes, late at night, I dream I’m a real GIF.

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6 Examples of Scumbag Fine Print

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by Ian Fortey

Fine print exists because of assholes. People who legally need to let you know something but really don’t want you to know something because it’s ridiculous put it in tiny print where you’re not likely to ever notice it. Many times it’s just mun...

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How to Make Your Own Game of Thrones

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by Ian Fortey

So, you want to produce an epic fantasy series of books/HBO smut plays, good for you. The fantasy genre has never been hotter than it is right now thanks to Game and predecessors like Lord of the Ring, Harry Potter and whatever that silliness tha...

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The Walking Carl: Chapter 6

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Found a stack of cool old magazines today, in a little shack in the woods. I think it was a whack shack because this is a ton of porn, I was surprised. Not just because it’s so much porn, but because they apparently still publish porn in magazin...

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen: May 4th

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Yes, this is Silver Screen Scoop, but we talked it over with the janitorial staff in the office and no one liked that name as it really didn’t cut to the heart of the fact that we’re just reviewing movies based on what commercials made us think. ...

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The GIF Hole

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GIFs are clinically proven to cure mudbutt.

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This Mom Tanned with her 5 Year Old: An Interview

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You may have heard of Patricia Krentcil, the 44 year old New Jersey mother who was arrested for taking her 5 year old daughter to a tanning salon. We sent our man Matt Lauer out to find her (he just followed the smell of mesquite) to conduct a qu...

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Articles - Page 2

The Walking Carl: Chapter 7

Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen: May 11th

5 Things Your Girlfriend Says and What They Really Mean

The GIF Hole

6 Examples of Scumbag Fine Print

How to Make Your Own Game of Thrones

The Walking Carl: Chapter 6

Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen: May 4th

The GIF Hole

This Mom Tanned with her 5 Year Old: An Interview

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