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Meanwhile, In Japan: BABYMETAL is a Thing You Need to See Now

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What you’re about to see is not only a thing, but a thing that sells out stadiums and has been the No.1 top album on the US, UK and Canada iTunes Heavy Metal chart for weeks now.

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The Walking Dead’s Cliffhanger Endings: A Retrospective

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Those who found themselves angered at the conclusion of Sunday night’s finale have only themselves to blame, since The Walking Dead has been rug-pulling and curtain-jerking its way into our hearts since Day 1. A few examples…

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From Betamax to the Zune: The Biggest Tech Fails of Our Time

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Here’s hoping the Oculus VR isn’t an epic fail like these seven devices, which came in on a wave of hype and left like farts in the wind…

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Nine Athletes Who Have Never Had a Good Nickname

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Our tribute to the unfortunate bastards who’ve never quite managed to earn a cool alias, despite having an entire lifetime to figure something out.

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Mascotology: Predicting This Year’s Sweet Sixteen Winners by Mascot

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This year, we’ll forgo the traditional analysis, and instead determine this season’s NCAA tournament winner based solely on which team has the superior mascot. And this bracket shall win the day, Amen.

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Life After Porn: What Are Your Favorite Adult Film Stars Doing Now?

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The Duke University porn star (Miriam Weeks/Belle Knox) wants to graduate and become a lawyer, defending the rights of sex workers. But as these eight stars could tell you, leaving the adult film game isn’t as easy as it sounds.

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The Worst Fail Moments and F*ck-Ups From TV News Broadcasts — A Video Tribute

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News anchors are much funnier to watch fuck-up than your average nobody, because they do it with so much seriousness.

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10 Classic Songs With Bizarre, Illogical Titles — And What They Should Be Called Instead

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Like many misinformed rock fans, I used to think that “Baba O’Riley” by The Who was called “Teenage Wasteland.” It’s an honest mistake, considering that the phrase teenage wasteland appears five times in the son...

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Good Riddance: Fred Phelps Sr., Westboro Baptist Church Founder and World’s Biggest Asshole, Dead at 84

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Fred Phelps Sr., longtime leader of the Kansas-based hate-cult known as Westboro Baptist Church, has died at the age of 84 after a long battle with who cares, fuck that guy.

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PLEASE Don’t Call It a Comeback: Six Musical Acts That Should Stay the Hell Away Forever

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Here are just a few acts that should either drink cyanide or simply never, ever, ever get back together.

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