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Expectation v. Reality

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We all see ourselves as The Fonz, but really, we’re all more like Potsie. It’s our expectations versus the reality. These two forces clash all the time. Regretful Morning has a nice gallery depicting some Expectation v. Reality moments...

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Valentine’s Day Cards For The Permanently Friend-Zoned

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We’ve all been relegated to the friend zone a time or twelve, and it’s never fun. It gets particularly painful around Valentine’s day, when you’re forced to watch your lady friends pair up with guys other than you. Honestly...

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It’s 2012 and There Are Still People That Believe in Witchcraft and Human-Animal Hybrids

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Have you ever wondered what our world would be like if we had all of the technology we do now, but we still held on to the superstitions and fears of the 1700s and 1800s? Imagine having Reddit, Buzzfeed, Twitter, and Facebook during the Salem Witc...

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How to Celebrate a Virtual Valentine’s Day

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Commercials for Match.com assure us that 105% of all new relationships start online these days, and that’s a lot. Times have changed and no longer do people want to actually be near other people. Friends are filthy albatrosses around our necks a...

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Sunday Comics

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It’s Sunday and that means tasteless jokes with pictures attached!

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Classic Taco: If Homer’s Odyssey Was Written On Twitter

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This was written by our pal Eric Alt. If he had a website I would’ve linked to it.

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Holy Taco Draws the News: Macaulay Culkin

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Home Alone star Macaulay Culkin became newsworthy this week thanks to a pic of him in which he is both thin and sporting a pale kid beard. These two things together have convinced the internet that Culkin just contracted hepatitis polio AIDS from ...

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These Are The Sexy Things I Keep In My Pants

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Out there somewhere there are hundreds, if not thousands, of researchers trying to make it big by publishing a study that will rattle the world and force us all to change the way we live. Until that day comes, many researches spend their time cran...

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Holy Taco Interviews: Our Lady Peace’s Jeremy Taggart

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Because sometimes you get sick of listening to what we have to say, we interview some of the cooler people we come across in our lives so you can listen to them instead. Today, we’ve got Jeremy Taggart, drummer from Our Lady Peace, prolific Twitt...

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Five Lies I’ve Told While Being Unemployed

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Look at you, walking around all jobless and what not. It’s pathetic! You’re probably feeling like garbage, if you’re being honest with yourself. Well, there’s a simple solution to that problem: Stop being so honest with yo...

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