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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: May 31st


Fast 6 dominated last week because zoom! I don’t get it but who am I to judge? Just a guy who judges each and every week in this article. Yes sir.

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The 5 Most Badass Rare Dogs in the World


Everyone likes dogs, except a large portion of society who prefer cats or no animals at all. No one prefers fish because that would be idiotic. Fish are barely event things. That said, while most of us are aware of the usual kinds of dogs in th...

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Hansel and Gretel: Cinematic Gold!


You may recall but will be forgiven if you don’t that last year a movie about Hansel and Gretel, the famous Grimm’s fairy tale, was released. It starred Hawkeye and a woman who’s fallen into a terrible trap of big budget failures whose name I’ll ...

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How to Remake Die Hard


I recently read something awful, that they’re planning to make Die Hard 13 (or whatever number, you get the idea) and it’s not even a joke, it’s a real thing. Did you know Bruce Willis will be 64 this year? He might be. I don’t know. But I do k...

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25 Other Shows Netflix Needs to Produce


So Arrested Development premiered its 4th season this weekend after being off the air for about 7 years and last month the Eli Roth produced Hemlock Grove proved that audiences will flock to Netflix to watch what basically amounts to Twilight if t...

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Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: May 24th


We’re getting close to the time of year when it’s not even a guess what the number one movie is because studios just give up on trying to compete with each other and take turns releasing blockbusters. That said, last week was all about Star Trek ...

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5 Versus Movies I’d Like to See


Everyone likes a good versus movie I assume without even asking another human. Sure Alien vs Predator was a little weak and Freddy vs Jason was clearly a mistake, but the idea has potential. Cowboys vs Aliens was almost well liked and Godzilla v...

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5 Toppings I Never Want to See on a Burger


Burgers are awfully close to the world’s most awesome food. There’s tacos, there’s wings, there’s properly made barbecue and there’s burgers. Yes these are all meats because as much as I enjoy a nice cherry, it ain’t meat. Something needs to no...

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The 5 Worst Places to Endure a Fart


Childish? Unnecessary? Sophomoric? No. Not at all. Listen, fart jokes are fart jokes and we’ve all heard our share but they exist for a reason – a fart is a real thing with real consequences and there are some places where farts just shouldn’t...

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25 Alternate Names for Kanye West’s New Album


Kanye West’s new album is called Yeezus. He debuted 2 new songs on SNL – Black skinheads and New Slaves, the most predictably Kanye West named songs ever. Because if there’s one thing you can count on from Kanye West it’s over the top melodrama.

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