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Fall 2012 in Terrible Television

Every fall TV networks throw steaming piles of poo at a wall in the hopes that one is just sticky enough to not fall off and roll away into obscurity. This very rarely works out well, but one or two shows on each network inevitably make it throug...

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Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: September 7th

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by Ian Fortey

Summer is over so what does the first week of kids back in school and shitty movies have for us? Some shitty movies! In fairness (having never seen them, hence the clever title of this feature) I can’t be 100% sure they’re all shitty, but I have...

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7 Words We Can’t Use Anymore Thanks to the Internet

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Thanks to people like me and you, the English language is constantly being buggered every which way. When fools aren’t stomping it to unrecognizable pieces in text messages and Facebook updates, the rest of us are tittering at words that used to...

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5 Little People who Were Not Oompah Loompahs

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by Ian Fortey

Hollywood could not be where it is today without the skills of a wide variety of people. People of all shapes and colors and sizes, and that includes little people, who you may know as midgets (but don’t say midget, it’s like the N word only don’...

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The Kick Ass Kiss Komparison

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How many times have you been invited to a kick ass makeout party full of swimsuit models and porn stars and Holy Taco editors and you have to be like “Oh, I can’t, I have polio” and then you stay home and make out with a room temperature ham –WHIC...

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What Back to School Means to You

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If you are not a silly child, or in possession of such things, then back to school hype is meaningless to you. You don’t need a lunch box or a pencil case or…what else do kids have? Sugar beets? I dunno.

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Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: August 31st

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Last week was a bunch of burgled turds, let’s be honest. The best offering was a movie about a bike messenger. Come on. This week is…well. It’s a different week, so, you know, that’s something. And maybe all of these movies are equally the be...

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Holy Taco Meets the Suicide Girls

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This past weekend Holy Taco managing editor Ian Fortey, currently typing about himself in the 3rd person, headed to Toronto, Ontario to attend Fan Expo. You already saw how his heart was broken by Lou Ferrigno (if not, go read it) but what you di...

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This Book is Full of Spiders: a Review

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Literary criticism has somewhat curled up and died over the years and now we’re at a point where reviews are torn between “I love/hate this book because pew pew awesome raawr!” and “This book displays certain tropes and mimetic principles that ono...

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The Day I Didn’t Meet Lou Ferrigno

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I was supposed to meet Lou Ferrigno. But I didn’t. I was attending Toronto’s Fan Expo from August 23rd to 26th. My plan? To met Lou Ferrigno and challenge him to a fight on camera. Then to put the video of the fight on Break.com and HolyTaco ...

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Articles - Page 21

Fall 2012 in Terrible Television

Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: September 7th

7 Words We Can’t Use Anymore Thanks to the Internet

5 Little People who Were Not Oompah Loompahs

The Kick Ass Kiss Komparison

What Back to School Means to You

Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: August 31st

Holy Taco Meets the Suicide Girls

This Book is Full of Spiders: a Review

The Day I Didn’t Meet Lou Ferrigno

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