Explore Holy Taco

Articles - Page 22

Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: October 18th

review

Another fun filled week of movies is upon us, will it be as stellar as last week with whatever the hell came out? I haven’t seen a movie in a few weeks so I kind of forget what happened lately.

Read Full Article

How Aliens and Humans Deal with Less Advanced Beings

headeralien

I’m not saying aliens don’t exist, I’m just saying they’d be as blown away to discover us as we would be to discover them and we’d mutually agree to probe one anothers’ asses.

Read Full Article

Batman: Arkham Clusterf@#$

bat

A year has passed since the events of Batman: Arkham City(quick synopsis – everyone at Arkham Asylum for the Batshit Insane in Gotham City, as well as inmates at Blackgate prison, has escaped and is making the city of Gotham a real shithole.

Read Full Article

25 Differences Between Canadian and American Thanksgiving

canada-thanksgiving-turkey

This weekend was Thanksgiving in Canada. Did you Canadians have Thanksgivng in October? Ya do now. But what’s the big idea, why a month early?

Read Full Article

Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: October 11th

review

This week is as exciting to me as sitting in a library reading books on tax law. Despite this, it is my solemn duty as a guy who voluntarily gives his opinions on things he knows nothing about to continue sharing said opinions with you, then 13 p...

Read Full Article

An Open Letter to Miley Cyrus and Sinead O’Connor

GTY_sinead_miley_jtm_131004_16x9_608

Dear Miley and Sinead, I see you two have had a lot to say to one another lately. Sinead, you’re chock full of unsolicited advice for a girl who played a character named Hannah Montana for her entire childhood and whose dad is most famous for Ach...

Read Full Article

The Time I Had to Hide From a Delivery Driver

Pizza-Delivery

We live in a world of under appreciated wonders. The very fact we’re all connected to each other right now across the internet s nothing short of amazing. And only slightly less amazing is the fact that, if I want a pizza, I can just cal someone...

Read Full Article

Holy Taco Revists Manti Te’o's Imaginary Girlfriend

Manti1

Remember early in 2013 when football punchline Manti Te’o made headlines for sustaining a long term relationship with a girl who never existed?

Read Full Article

25 Ways To Get Walking Dead Back on Track

THE-WALKING-DEAD-SEASON-4-POSTER-the-walking-dead-34243068-1048-736

It’s October and that means zombies, I think. Anyway, as The Walking Dead brings on season 4 after much griping from fans like me in Season 3, I have some words of wisdom that no one asked for on how to make the show the hit it’s supposed to be.

Read Full Article

Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: October 4th

review

Last week the box office was owned by Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2, just as I predicted. I think. I dunno, I’m not going to check. Sounds like something I would have predicted.

Read Full Article