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Summer Blockbuster Bingo

We’re just now leaping full force into the summer blockbuster movie season. Why not bring along our handy Bingo card and see how many movies can flesh it out for you this year. Here’s a hint, you’ll probably fill every spot if ...

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The 5 Most Terrible Foods Someone Will Bring to Your BBQ

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It’s that time of year again, when you move the kitchen outdoors and get tanked with your friends in the yard while you eat in folding chairs and reminisce about a time when you got drunk and ate food in folding chairs and then puked in a potted p...

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How to Write a Comedy How to Article

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So you’ve decided to write a hilariously uninformative comedy how to article, good for you. People enjoy the way it promises a pay off and then never delivers because if you actually told people how to do something then it would be a real article...

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The Walking Carl: Chapter 10

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I’ve become consumed with a problem these last few days. I was hoping zombie Stephen Hawking could help me but he’s not very helpful just following me around at a safe distance all day. Not for this problem. Unless I can start manipulating him.

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Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen: June 1st

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My God, it never stops! Last week did we not predict that MIB III would topple the Avengers? And then didn’t it? It did! I am psychic, that’s confirmed. By science. Film science. Science! Anyway, on to this week.

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What Your Vacation Destination Says About You

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Summer is the time when you force the family into the station wagon to go on vacation whether anyone likes it or not. But your destination says a lot about who you are and where you’re going in life. So let’s see what your vacation destination s...

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25 Dark Fairy Tales We’d Rather See than Snow White and the Huntsman

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This Friday will see the release of a new Kristen Stewart movie, so make sure you have a spare personality in your pocket if you go see it, the movie is down at least one. And while, Stewart aside, it’s cool to see a dark take on a familiar fairy...

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How to Make a Modern Horror Movie

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So you’ve decided to try your hand at cinema’s most derided yet beloved genre of death-dealing terror, good for you! Yes, horror is timeless and primal and appeals to all of us on some level because fear is such a basic emotion. Good thing most ...

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The Walking Carl: Chapter 9

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I’m feeling much better after getting over that whole diarrhea thing. My dad and Daryl went out and found me some Immodium, so that helped a lot. It took them three days, mind you, and I could have told them where to get some in 15 minutes but I...

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen: May 25th

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The Avengers has been the number one movie in the country for like 100 weeks now. Or something. We’re not checking the calendar. But it has made chump meat out of Battleship, Dark Shadows and every other attempt to topple it from the top spot ...

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Articles - Page 28

Summer Blockbuster Bingo

The 5 Most Terrible Foods Someone Will Bring to Your BBQ

How to Write a Comedy How to Article

The Walking Carl: Chapter 10

Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen: June 1st

What Your Vacation Destination Says About You

25 Dark Fairy Tales We’d Rather See than Snow White and the Huntsman

How to Make a Modern Horror Movie

The Walking Carl: Chapter 9

Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen: May 25th

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