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Give-A-Wednesday: Win The Thunderbirds DVD Set

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Write a caption for this lovely photo and you can win a copy of the classic Thunderbirds 40th Anniversary Collector’s Edition 12 DVD Mega Set. Submit your caption to the comments section and winners will be notified via email from Holy Taco...

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What The World Needs Now: A Meat House

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Let’s face it, yesterday was a bad day in the world of news. The stock market took a huge tumble, promising young actor Heath Ledger inexplicably died, and I accidentally shit my pants while bending over to pick up my mail (that last one di...

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Star Wars Nerds Get Their Own Church

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As I’ve detailed in a previous post, there’s different types of nerds. But I don’t know if there’s a type of nerd that covers these nerds. They’re like nerd-Lebron-Jameses: We just call them freakish and stand in ...

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No Joker: Heath Ledger Found Dead

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From today’s “Holy Shit” file, actor and all-around cool guy Heath Ledger was found dead in his Manhattan apartment this afternoon. According to the New York Times: The actor Heath Ledger was found dead this afternoon in an apar...

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Mitt Romney Is Straight Up Gangsta

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Mittromneyby krs601 Here’s two good ways to know you’re an idiot. When you talk to a crowd of African American people, you quote songs by the Baha Men. Say things like “bling bling” when referring to a necklace a small Afr...

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Tom Brady Runs Up Score On DiCaprio

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People.com reports Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady braved the freezing temperatures of New York City to party at hotspot Butter Monday night. Just one problem: Her ex-boyfriend, Leonardo DiCaprio, was sitting just two tables away. The old flames ...

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Scarlett Johansson Won’t Have Sex With You Now

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If you figured Scarlett Johansson was sad and alone and that you were the one who would sweep her off her feet…well you’re a retard if you thought that. According to HollywoodRag.com she is now engaged to Ryan Reynolds: The ‘Los...

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Sarah Michelle Gellar, Get Naked!

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Here is yet ANOTHER picture of Sarah Michelle Gellar almost naked. This is from a Vaseline ad campaign/contest called “Mystery Celebrity” where you try and guess who the naked celebrity is. This is like the one millionth time I’...

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Liberia’s General Butt Naked Likes His Nude Killings

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We seem to have a lot of problems with our army. Our troops don’t have enough armor, there’s questions about their effectiveness, and some people think we should focus more on Afghanistan than Iraq. I can tell you one other huge prob...

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Eddie Murphy Knows The Future!

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This is really creepy. Eddie Murphy is like Nostradamus — if Nostradamus made shitty movies and was really into transsexuals. Who knows what other predictions his past movies hold. I’ll have to watch them all to find out. Except...

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Articles - Page 283

Give-A-Wednesday: Win The Thunderbirds DVD Set

What The World Needs Now: A Meat House

Star Wars Nerds Get Their Own Church

No Joker: Heath Ledger Found Dead

Mitt Romney Is Straight Up Gangsta

Tom Brady Runs Up Score On DiCaprio

Scarlett Johansson Won’t Have Sex With You Now

Sarah Michelle Gellar, Get Naked!

Liberia’s General Butt Naked Likes His Nude Killings

Eddie Murphy Knows The Future!

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