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Senator Larry Craig Still Wants To Drill You

Senator Larry Craig Still Wants To Drill You

Some things never change. The sun will always come up in the morning, the rich will always get richer and Larry Craig will always put a sexual innuendo into one of his press releases. I mean, come on, man. You’ve been busted for gay sex cou...

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Jamie Lynn Spears Births Human Child

Jamie Lynn Spears Births Human Child

I remember in sex-ed in high school they had some social worker come to our class to talk about teenage pregnancy and he was like super intense and all he kept saying was “babies…having babies,” and then he’d really solemn...

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win Secret Agent Clank

Give-A-Wednesday: Win Secret Agent Clank

Write a caption for this hot dog on dog action and you can win a copy of Secret Agent Clank. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. The winner will be contacted via HolyTaco. See last week’s winners after the jump.

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Chinese Restaurant Lets You Know If You’re A Prostitute

Chinese Restaurant Lets You Know If You’re A Prostitute

There are a lot of times when I just want to get something to eat, but before I order a hamburger I often ask myself, “Am I a prostitute?” Well, thankfully this Chinese restaurant has provided a helpful security staff to answer my que...

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Gisele: Tom Brady Doesn’t Have Bad Bone

Gisele: Tom Brady Doesn’t Have Bad Bone

You ever meet those couples where shit is too perfect? Like, shit is so perfect that it causes an argument between you and your girlfriend or boyfriend, where you insist that there’s something going on behind the scenes and your significan...

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CNN Could Easily Solve The Gay Marriage Controversy

CNN Could Easily Solve The Gay Marriage Controversy

Last night, I got home, went to CNN.com and found this image accompanying a news report about California’s gay marriages: Using this image of two grandmas going at it is a surefire way to make everyone (even gays) a little nauseous every ...

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Corey Haim Says Posh Spice Is A Bad Kisser

Corey Haim Says Posh Spice Is A Bad Kisser

You remember Corey Haim, right? He was called the “cute” Corey (aka, not the “heroin junkie Michael Jackson wannabe” Corey Feldman) by Tiger Beat magazine back when he appeared in such movies as Lost Boys, License to Drive...

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MSNBC’s “10 Best Places To Live” Not “Accurate”

MSNBC’s “10 Best Places To Live” Not “Accurate”

MSNBC released their exhaustive and heavily-researched “10 Best Places To Live“ feature today, and as you can see, Des Moines came in at number 10 on the list. With its “hometown atmosphere” “top public schoolingR...

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This SUV Was Blown Away By An F-16

This SUV Was Blown Away By An F-16

Imagine you’re driving along with your pal. It’s night time. Maybe you guys are going bowling, or maybe you’re going to drive over to his house to just hang out. You’ve probably got a pretty quiet night planned. And then a...

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The Washington Post Needs A New Photoshopper

The Washington Post Needs A New Photoshopper

We here at Holy Taco make no claims to be the world’s best photoshoppers. In fact, there is a slight chance that we are the world’s worst. But being the funny ha ha comedy site we are, we can get away with it. The Washington Post, bei...

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