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Spencer Pratt is Electric

Spencer Pratt is Electric

Online Videos by Veoh.com I seriously can’t get enough of this guy. I really can’t. He’s like an evil shakespearian character mixed with the bad guy from the first Karate Kid, with a dash of retarded. He’s just amazing....

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11 Unintentionally Funny Sports Headlines

11 Unintentionally Funny Sports Headlines

It’s nice to know that we’re just a Chien-Ming Wang or a Dick Trickle away from a memorable sports headline. Here are 12 headlines from mainstream newspapers and websites that could easily be found in the gutter. 11. Bartolo Colon Th...

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What The Hell Is This?

What The Hell Is This?

Ohhhhhh, I know. It’s just a couple of pressed dogs hanging in a Chinese market. I hope Gatorade sees the ad potential of creating a special “Smashed Dawg XXXTreme” version of their energy drink during the Olympics. What’...

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John Ashcroft Calls Obama, Osama: Whoops.

John Ashcroft Calls Obama, Osama: Whoops.

I did not doctor this video whatsoever. And as you can see, it’s always funnier when it’s the real thing. I really love when people get booed. My favorite part of this is after he calls Obama, Osama, he goes “I didn’t ...

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Buy This: The Grillworks

Buy This: The Grillworks

Fire up a brontasaurus with ease using the $3,300 Grillworks grill. Using something called a V-channel to catch all those delicious bronto-juices, this is the king of the grills. It’s two feet deep, almost four feet wide, and allows you to ...

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Scarlett Johansson’s New Album Cover

Scarlett Johansson’s New Album Cover

If you’ve ever thought “I’m going to put out an album where all I do is cover Tom Waits songs,” well, I got bad news for you.  People.com reports: Scarlett Johansson‘s new album features covers of alternative troubad...

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Fans Hate New Kids On The Block

Fans Hate New Kids On The Block

So the New Kids are having a reunion tour, huh? On a scale of one to boner, how excited is Donnie Wahlberg to get back into the world of underage girls at concerts? Expect to hear a lot of this phrase backstage: “My parents aren’t p...

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Drink This: Kim Crawford Wines

Drink This: Kim Crawford Wines

OK, I am totally about to blow your mind, but Kim Crawford‘s line of high-quality premium New Zealand wines will impress anyone from a wine novice to a connoisseur and…their screw cap. I know, I know. You thought screw cap wine was bas...

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Is Hugo Chavez A Man Or A Mouse?

Is Hugo Chavez A Man Or A Mouse?

C’mon gang! Sing along with me to the tune of the Mickey Mouse theme! H-U-G…Gee, you’re crazy! O-C-H…H-Bomb? We hope You never get one! A-V-E-Zeeee Yay! Wasn’t that fun! Photo credit: REUTERS/Lula Marques-Folha

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John Mayer Bi-Sexual?

John Mayer Bi-Sexual?

On the left is HILARIOUS comedian and sometimes musician John Mayer. On the right is either a show pig from the county fair that looks like a human, or a human from the county fair that looks like a show pig. Either way a) it deserves a prize a...

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