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CNN Could Easily Solve The Gay Marriage Controversy

CNN Could Easily Solve The Gay Marriage Controversy

Last night, I got home, went to CNN.com and found this image accompanying a news report about California’s gay marriages: Using this image of two grandmas going at it is a surefire way to make everyone (even gays) a little nauseous every ...

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Corey Haim Says Posh Spice Is A Bad Kisser

Corey Haim Says Posh Spice Is A Bad Kisser

You remember Corey Haim, right? He was called the “cute” Corey (aka, not the “heroin junkie Michael Jackson wannabe” Corey Feldman) by Tiger Beat magazine back when he appeared in such movies as Lost Boys, License to Drive...

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MSNBC’s “10 Best Places To Live” Not “Accurate”

MSNBC’s “10 Best Places To Live” Not “Accurate”

MSNBC released their exhaustive and heavily-researched “10 Best Places To Live“ feature today, and as you can see, Des Moines came in at number 10 on the list. With its “hometown atmosphere” “top public schoolingR...

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This SUV Was Blown Away By An F-16

This SUV Was Blown Away By An F-16

Imagine you’re driving along with your pal. It’s night time. Maybe you guys are going bowling, or maybe you’re going to drive over to his house to just hang out. You’ve probably got a pretty quiet night planned. And then a...

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The Washington Post Needs A New Photoshopper

The Washington Post Needs A New Photoshopper

We here at Holy Taco make no claims to be the world’s best photoshoppers. In fact, there is a slight chance that we are the world’s worst. But being the funny ha ha comedy site we are, we can get away with it. The Washington Post, bei...

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Dr. Drew Apologizes To Scientology

Dr. Drew Apologizes To Scientology

When I went to high school, there was this one really weird crazy kid that no one made fun of no matter how much weird shit he did, because one time he bit the head off a dead bird during P.E. and ate lunch underneath this little bridge made for ...

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Your Three-Year-Old Child Is Very Stupid

Your Three-Year-Old Child Is Very Stupid

You may think little Timmy and little Suzy are oh-so-special when they walk around and talk and go pee-pee in their little potty toilet. But a Japanese researcher begs to differ: Keio University scientists in Japan say they have found pigeons are...

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Amy Winehouse Hangs With Bad Company. Not The Band.

Amy Winehouse Hangs With Bad Company. Not The Band.

Recently there was a video going around showing Amy Winehouse doing what looked to be crack, which got everyone all concerned about her well being. But to me, the video confirmed that she’s probably doing okay, because if you still own a v...

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The 8 Places You Probably Lost Your Virginity

The 8 Places You Probably Lost Your Virginity

You always remember where you were when you lost your virginity, and most of the time you wish you could forget it. 8. THE BATHROOM OF A FRAT HOUSE HOW IT WENT DOWN FROM HIS PERSPECTIVE: You were pretty excited for the Kappa Delta Gamma party, s...

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win A Copy Of Haze

Give-A-Wednesday: Win A Copy Of Haze

Write a caption for this future felony conviction’s hilarious bucket antics and you could win a copy of Haze for the PS3. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco. See last week’s w...

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