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Lindsay Lohan Steals Coats

Lindsay Lohan Steals Coats

See, it’s stories like these that make me not want to go outside in my 11,000 dollar coat.  People.com reports: Masha Markova, a student at Columbia University, put down her $11,000 blond mink coat with other partygoers’ jackets at th...

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The White Sox Can Blow While They Suck

The White Sox Can Blow While They Suck

Mired in a five game losing streak, the Chicago White Sox attempted to bring a “slump buster” into their locker room last Sunday with a few baseball bats and a couple of blow up dolls. According to the suntimes.com: On Sunday, the bat...

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Matthew Broderick: I Like Gay Men

Matthew Broderick: I Like Gay Men

Scarlett Johansson To Marry Ryan Reynolds

Scarlett Johansson To Marry Ryan Reynolds

My mom always said to me “Before you decide to get married , make sure your heart is filled with the utmost love and respect for the person you’re marrying.  Unless that person has really big perky titties but still manages a thin fig...

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People Who Make Their Race Look Bad

People Who Make Their Race Look Bad

Stereotypes are some of the most difficult things to overcome for any race. Every time you think your people start making some headway, someone has to mess it up for everybody. Well, we think it’s about time every race got their own public...

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Mischa Barton’s Cottage Cheese Thighs

Mischa Barton’s Cottage Cheese Thighs

What is it with celebrities and their thighs these days? Mischa Barton isn’t a hefty girl, but these photos of her dimpled ass and thighs makes me wonder what’s going on with her backside. From the front, she looks like a regular, sex...

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Notice Anything Odd About This Woman’s Name?

Notice Anything Odd About This Woman’s Name?

According to Washington’s heraldnet.com: LYNNWOOD — Marci Milfs went to Urban Outfitters to find clothes for her teenage son. On one end of the spectrum was “Porn for Women,” a photo book showing men doing housework. She w...

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Roger Clemens Sorry About All That Sex He Had

Roger Clemens Sorry About All That Sex He Had

Roger Clemens has had a tough few months. After being accused of taking steroids, it’s now coming out that he’s made the sexytime with many, many, many ladies who weren’t his wife over the years. So, instead of denying, he issue...

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Friday Link Dump

Friday Link Dump

Random Stuff I Found On The Web This is what happens when network and ad executives do a LOT of cocaine. Why do I imagine the dude taking these pictures is laughing? John Daly is just plain awesome This is a really great list with videos of the 5...

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Carmen Electra Wins In Landslide

Carmen Electra Wins In Landslide

Back by popular demand, the Who Would You Rather Do recap.  This week Carmen Electra demolished Pamela Anderson by a whopping 70 percentage points, winning 85% to 15%.  I think it was the whole, “has hepatitis, videos are avaialable of her ...

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