Explore Holy Taco

Articles - Page 298

The Washington Post Needs A New Photoshopper

The Washington Post Needs A New Photoshopper

We here at Holy Taco make no claims to be the world’s best photoshoppers. In fact, there is a slight chance that we are the world’s worst. But being the funny ha ha comedy site we are, we can get away with it. The Washington Post, bei...

Read Full Article

Dr. Drew Apologizes To Scientology

Dr. Drew Apologizes To Scientology

When I went to high school, there was this one really weird crazy kid that no one made fun of no matter how much weird shit he did, because one time he bit the head off a dead bird during P.E. and ate lunch underneath this little bridge made for ...

Read Full Article

Your Three-Year-Old Child Is Very Stupid

Your Three-Year-Old Child Is Very Stupid

You may think little Timmy and little Suzy are oh-so-special when they walk around and talk and go pee-pee in their little potty toilet. But a Japanese researcher begs to differ: Keio University scientists in Japan say they have found pigeons are...

Read Full Article

Amy Winehouse Hangs With Bad Company. Not The Band.

Amy Winehouse Hangs With Bad Company. Not The Band.

Recently there was a video going around showing Amy Winehouse doing what looked to be crack, which got everyone all concerned about her well being. But to me, the video confirmed that she’s probably doing okay, because if you still own a v...

Read Full Article

The 8 Places You Probably Lost Your Virginity

The 8 Places You Probably Lost Your Virginity

You always remember where you were when you lost your virginity, and most of the time you wish you could forget it. 8. THE BATHROOM OF A FRAT HOUSE HOW IT WENT DOWN FROM HIS PERSPECTIVE: You were pretty excited for the Kappa Delta Gamma party, s...

Read Full Article

Give-A-Wednesday: Win A Copy Of Haze

Give-A-Wednesday: Win A Copy Of Haze

Write a caption for this future felony conviction’s hilarious bucket antics and you could win a copy of Haze for the PS3. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco. See last week’s w...

Read Full Article

Shia LaBeouf So Very Very Sorry

Shia LaBeouf So Very Very Sorry

So, yesterday a video was posted on youtube that showed Shia LaBeouf really drunk at some party and asking some dude to slap him in the face. Then when the dude was like, “I don’t know…”, LaBeouf goes “Come on bro, ...

Read Full Article

Who Wants Some Insect Balls?

Who Wants Some Insect Balls?

The world is an imperfect place. That’s why we have our best and brightest inventing useful things like shampoo and BBQ sauce and Flowbees for us to make our lives easier. Seriously, where would our civilization be without the world’s...

Read Full Article

Mario Lopez Describes His Perfect Girl

Mario Lopez Describes His Perfect Girl

I remember watching Saved By The Bell and thinking two things: Lark Voorhies was going to be a huge star, and Zach Morris will bang more chicks than A.C. Slater.  I’m haunted to this day by both predictions.  If you want to know how many ch...

Read Full Article

6 Aging Rockers Who Look A Lot Like Grandmas

6 Aging Rockers Who Look A Lot Like Grandmas

6. Ron Wood – The Rolling Stones You could probably put every one of the Stones on this list, but Ronny tends to get off easy because he’s always standing next to Keith “walking corpse” Richards and Mick “walking pai...

Read Full Article