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Oh iPhone, You Are Incorrigible!

Oh iPhone, You Are Incorrigible!

See what they did right there, they made you think there’s a better phone then the iPhone, but then at the last second, they revealed that there’s not! Apple, you’ve done it again! If you already own the old version of the iPho...

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Alanis Morissette REALLY HAPPY For Ryan Reynolds

Alanis Morissette REALLY HAPPY For Ryan Reynolds

A couple weeks ago we posted a pic of Alanis Morissette displaying her hefty weight gain and surmised that it may have been because her ex-fiance Ryan Reynolds is marrying Scarlett Johansson. You can kind of tell in the pic above Reynolds was ei...

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Don’t Let Your Kids Around This Weatherman

Don’t Let Your Kids Around This Weatherman

Weatherman Child Molester – Watch more free videos I’d always heard that whenever a child molester moved into a neighborhood, he had to go around and knock on doors and let everyone know that he lived there. But I think going on TV and...

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Jessica Alba And Cash Warren Bask In Baby Glow

Jessica Alba And Cash Warren Bask In Baby Glow

Earlier today we made reference to Jessica Alba becoming a mother, but there’s more to the story.  Much more!  Actually, there’s not really, I mostly just wanted to let everyone know they named her something stupid.  People.com report...

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The Bierstick Makes Drinking Beer In A Stick Easy

The Bierstick Makes Drinking Beer In A Stick Easy

I’m still not totally sure if the world needed the Bierstick, but I’m pretty happy that it exists. I guess this big syringe-looking thing is supposed to be like a shooter, but I’m still not clear as to how this helps me put back...

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Of Course I Want To Buy A Used Rubber Fist

Of Course I Want To Buy A Used Rubber Fist

The weirdest part of this photo isn’t that someone is selling a minimally stained rubber fist. It’s the fact that four of the little phone number tabs at the bottom are torn off. It’s as thought there were four (not one, but fou...

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Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

We took a few weeks off there from our comment of the week, mostly because we we’re waiting for our new t-shirts to get in.  And they didn’t.  So, we’re going to give away some of our old ones.  This week’s winning comment...

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Ed McMahon Loses House? You Are Correct Sir!

Ed McMahon Loses House? You Are Correct Sir!

First Screech loses his house, then makes a porno.  Now Ed McMahon loses his house…dear God, please don’t let this end up like Screech.  Usmagazine.com reports: Former Johnny Carson sidekick Ed McMahon spoke out on CNN’s Larry K...

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Your Most Terrifying Nightmare Where You’re Hacked To Death By Fire-Breathing Midgets Is Better Than Amy Winehouse’s Face

Your Most Terrifying Nightmare Where You’re Hacked To Death By Fire-Breathing Midgets Is Better Than Amy Winehouse’s Face

Normally, we here at the ol’ HolyTaco.com have a good time photoshopping fun things into pictures. We’ll spend countless hours putting enjoyable slogans on Bill Clinton’s tour bus, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or Lindsay Lohan’s ve...

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Woman Wins Funeral At Baseball Game

Woman Wins Funeral At Baseball Game

Usually, a day at the ol’ ballgame means a few hot dogs, a few stadium beers and watching fat people make out on the Kiss Cam. Sometimes you can even win something like baseball tickets, a new car or…a funeral: Elaine Fulps is thrille...

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