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“Bacon Art” Perfect For Starving Artists

“Bacon Art” Perfect For Starving Artists

The world of bacon has really taken off in the last few years. There’s bacon candy, bacon bras and bacon houses, but now the world has been given the gift of bacon art. You may remember the Meatscapes that showed the world the inherent beau...

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Your Disgusting Bathroom Can Win You Stuff

Your Disgusting Bathroom Can Win You Stuff

Do you have a disgusting bathroom in your house or apartment? Do you know about a disgusting bathroom at a local bar or restaurant? If so, get out your cell phone camera or an old-fashioned camera camera, take a snapshot and send it to feedback@h...

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Naomi Campbell Carries Bat, Scares Children

Naomi Campbell Carries Bat, Scares Children

This photo is of Professional backyard brawler and sometimes supermodel Naomi Campbell.  She’s shooting a scene for the television show “Ugly Betty.”  This is what I hate about the entertainment industry, you can throw shit at y...

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Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon Get Married

Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon Get Married

I used to have this really nice golden retriever, and then it got old and blind and starting shitting while it walked and running into stuff.  Then one day I came home and my mom had taken it to get a bath and a hair cut and she was like “S...

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Retarded Monkey Gets Birthday Party

Retarded Monkey Gets Birthday Party

Uhhhhhh….according to stuff.co.nz: They made special cards, queued to wish him Happy Birthday, and one youngster brought a banana tied with a bow to help Ricky, the special-needs monkey, celebrate his 15th birthday at Natureland. Ricky, who...

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Sex And The City: The Real Version

Sex And The City: The Real Version

So, it’s being reported today in people.com that Miley Cyrus watches the TBS “edited down version” of Sex And The City, so that she doesn’t see an inappropriate content. “The show she watches is completely sanitized....

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Man Attempts To Cash Check For $360 Billion

Man Attempts To Cash Check For $360 Billion

Forging checks is a delicate business. You have to plan ahead, hone your signature-writing skills and most importantly, you have to make sure you don’t write a check for a ridiculous amount of money. Charles Ray Fuller needs to work on the ...

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win NBA Ballers: Chosen One

Give-A-Wednesday: Win NBA Ballers: Chosen One

Write a caption for this spectacular wheelchair dunk and you can win a copy of Midway’s NBA Ballers: Chosen One for the Xbox 360. As usual, leave your caption in the comment section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco. See last week...

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Drink This: The WhiskeyBurger Cocktail

Drink This: The WhiskeyBurger Cocktail

A couple weeks ago we started a controversy with our list of the 11 Manliest Cocktails. But I just found one that needs to be added to that list, pronto. It’s called the WhiskeyBurger Cocktail and its ingredients are: The Whiskeyburger 3 o...

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Link Time

Link Time

These cats are f-ing awesome (I-am-bored) Streaker of the year (busted coverage) Meet Isabel Figuera likes beaches (Camel Tap) The girls of Harold and Kumar (Coedmagazine) 1980s robot plays the piano (Double Viking) Ultimate chick repeller, part ...

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