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Mascotology: Predicting This Year’s Sweet Sixteen Winners by Mascot

NCAA Women's Final Four - Stanford v Baylor

This year, we’ll forgo the traditional analysis, and instead determine this season’s NCAA tournament winner based solely on which team has the superior mascot. And this bracket shall win the day, Amen.

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Life After Porn: What Are Your Favorite Adult Film Stars Doing Now?


The Duke University porn star (Miriam Weeks/Belle Knox) wants to graduate and become a lawyer, defending the rights of sex workers. But as these eight stars could tell you, leaving the adult film game isn’t as easy as it sounds.

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The Worst Fail Moments and F*ck-Ups From TV News Broadcasts — A Video Tribute


News anchors are much funnier to watch fuck-up than your average nobody, because they do it with so much seriousness.

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10 Classic Songs With Bizarre, Illogical Titles — And What They Should Be Called Instead

File image of rock legends The Who

Like many misinformed rock fans, I used to think that “Baba O’Riley” by The Who was called “Teenage Wasteland.” It’s an honest mistake, considering that the phrase teenage wasteland appears five times in the son...

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Good Riddance: Fred Phelps Sr., Westboro Baptist Church Founder and World’s Biggest Asshole, Dead at 84


Fred Phelps Sr., longtime leader of the Kansas-based hate-cult known as Westboro Baptist Church, has died at the age of 84 after a long battle with who cares, fuck that guy.

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PLEASE Don’t Call It a Comeback: Six Musical Acts That Should Stay the Hell Away Forever


Here are just a few acts that should either drink cyanide or simply never, ever, ever get back together.

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Six Awful Celebrity Couples That Should Split Up for the Sake of Humanity


Famous couples that have made the Internet, the silver screen, television and everything else a little less bearable simply by being together. (Warning: There are three different Kardashians on this page.)

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So Here’s That Video of Lady Gaga Being Barfed On at SXSW


Lady Gaga is a Garbage Pail Kid come to life.

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For the Ladies: Seven Reasons You Should Consider Anal Sex

Begging for forgiveness

Try it, you’ll love it. No seriously. Trust me.

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1989 Internet Headlines, If They Happened Today


It’s hard to imagine now, but people in 1989 had no idea what a “cat GIF” was, and could only access pornography through magazines and videocassettes.

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