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Christian Grey From ’50 Shades of Grey’ Has Been Revealed, And Man Is He Boring

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Pictures of the actor from 50 Shades of Grey in costume have finally been revealed. Sadly (and predictably), he’s a bland, boring brunette. They could’ve really spiced up this stupid character, and they chose to take him plain. No salt...

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Topless Model Sophie Dalzell Thinks Her Boobs “Are More Important Than the Law,” Turns Out to Be Right

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It’s like this chick is actively trying to steal the title of “World’s Worst Female” away from Farrah Abraham.

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5 Ways Game of Thrones Could Actually Surprise Us Going Forward

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Game of Thrones has been doing the brutal death deal for four seasons now. How long can it possibly go on before people get the point and move on to something else? If HBO wants this show to actually make it to the end of the novels (whenever the ...

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Sexy Female Drummers Playing Metal Covers: A Video Tribute

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There’s something strangely attractive about a woman dominating the drums. Maybe it’s the unbridled passion — the sheer, ecstatic fury of their performances. Maybe I just like girls with calluses on their hands.

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This Girl Doesn’t Look a Thing Like Elsa From ‘Frozen’. Shut Up.

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Anna Faith Carlson is taking the Internet by storm, thanks to a picture of her standing next to a cutout of Elsa, the Ice Queen from Frozen. According to the Internet, she looks exactly like Elsa, which is an amazing feat that she should be lauded...

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Nine Victims From the Friday the 13th Series Who Totally Had It Coming

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Jason Voorhees is the *real* victim here, and there must have been something those pot-smoking sexual delinquents were doing to warrant such brutal and horrific deaths at his hands…

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Jemima Packington, the Asparagus Psychic [VIDEO]

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Jemima Packington is a British soothsayer who claims to be the world’s only “asparamancer”. Since she had to coin the term herself, we believe her. Nobody else would use stalks of asparagus to predict the damned future, but that&...

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Foria: The THC Sex Lube That Horny Potheads Have Been Waiting For

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Your two most favorite things in the world — finally combined!

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Holy Taco Bad Book Club: The Mole With Poop on His Head

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“The Story of the Little Mole Who Went in Search of Whodunit” is a story about shit. A mole gets pooped on and searches for the culprit, all while learning important lessons on how every animal that poops right in front of him does so ...

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Brainstorming Wacky Oreo Flavors is Harder Then You Think

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One might think coming up with wacky Oreo ideas is easy. Turns out it’s actually as difficult as any other creative venture, especially when you pitch a terrible idea and Nabisco is forced to break out the Whipping Cane to teach you a lesson.

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