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The Juggalo Blues


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Celebrity Cook Off’s Rejected Team List


OH MY GOOD FREAKING GOD! If you’re like me, you’re still sitting in a puddle of your own excited fluids after last night’s intense premiere of Rachael vs Guy Celebrity Cook Off. Season one featured luminaries like Coolio and Joey Fatone but this...

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Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: Jan 4th


It’s 2013 so finally we get to reset our “worst movie of the year” lists and see what Hollywood has in store. Will the very first Friday of 2013 start off with a bang? Ha ha, what are you, new here? If there’s a single week this year that featu...

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The Stories You’ll Hate in 2013

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Well it’s a brand new year and that means brand new stuff is going to happen, right? Wrong. Nothing new has happened since 1990 with the release of U Can’t Touch This which ushered in an era of white kids trying to rap.

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The Future is Not in 2013


Well, it’s 2013. You officially live in the world of tomorrow. Is it everything you hoped it would be? Don’t answer that because it’s not. It’s such a load of crap and we all know it. Let us now vent out disgust over all the ways the future ha...

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25 Better Things To Do That Watching New Year’s Rockin’ Eve


Dick Clark, host of New Years Rockin’ Eve since 1864, died in April 2012. ABC has opted to continue their New Years tradition without Clark, instead having Ryan Seacrest, Fergie and Jenny McCarthy as hosts.

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Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: Dec 28th


This is it, this is the end of 2012. What cinematic gems does this week hold, what final messages shall we carry onto a new yea as arbitrarily determined by calendar makers some years ago? This shit!

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Holy Taco’s 2012 in Review


Lotta stuff went down this year. Grab a drink and check it out!

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5 Movie Scenes that Best Represent the Holiday Season


Christmas is over for another year but lest we forget what we love about the holidays, let’s enjoy these stellar movie scenes that really cut to the heart of what we all love about the holidays. Be you Christian, Jew, Muslim or wrong, we can all a...

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The Fleshlight Box Incident: Christmas Time


Grandma called again since it’s Christmas. Here it is for your enjoyment.

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