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Paris Hilton’s Brother Gets DUI

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In an effort to become the answer to a trivial pursuit entertainment question, Paris Hilton’s brother Barron Hilton (yes that’s his real name, no he wasn’t wearing an ascot and a smoking jacket) got a DUI last night. People.com...

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India Has A VERY Special Olympics

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Alright, I can roll with the first few competitions I saw on here, like the pulling stuff with your teeth, and the sledge hammer on the dude’s chest. Those at least have concepts I can grasp. But someone please explain to me, what the hel...

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Nicholas Cage Does NOT Steal Chihuahuas

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You can call Nicholas Cage a lot of things, but don’t you DARE call him a Chihuahua thief or you’re entering a world of pain. People.com reports: On Friday, Nic Cage’s attorney began libel proceedings against Kathleen Turner at...

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World’s Smallest BodyBuilder Adorably Terrifying

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From now on, whenever I’m sad, I’m going to pull up these photos. This may be the greatest thing I have ever seen. According to the Daily Mail: At just 2ft 9in, Indian muscleman Aditya ‘Romeo’ Dev is the world’s smal...

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Mississippi To Fatties: No More Food For You

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After being named “America’s Fattest State” for the second year in a row, it seems like the great big tubbies in Mississippi decided to get up off their fat asses, waddle over to their local congressman and attempt to do somethi...

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Mr. Skin is Free For 12 Hours Today

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MrSkin.com, the website that celebrates the naked parts of movies, is celebrating their brand spanking new redesign by giving you 2 hours of free Skin time. Go here between the hours of 12pm and 12am Central time and you can sign up for a user na...

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Amy Winehouse Is Very British

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Hallo Govna! Sweep your chimney I will I will! Jesus, what an accent. Apparently she grew up in Oliver Twist’s orphanage. I have to fight the urge to serve her gruel and beat her with a ruler. Amy Winehouse took home 5 Grammy awards on ...

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BlackBerry Service Down: It’s Pants Crapping Time

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It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I don’t give a shit how REM feels about it, I’m scared. Engadgetmobile.com reports: BlackBerry addicts everywhere have reason to panic this afternoon, as their beloved network is ind...

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MILF Monday: Debbie Clemens

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There’s some crazy rumor going around that Debbie Clemens, Roger’s wife, was injected with HGH by Brian McNamee. But I just don’t see it. She looks like a regular mom to me. According to her website, she’s really into exer...

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Chelsea Clinton Pimp Caller Apologizes

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People, he wasn’t being f*&king pejorative! Come on! There wasn’t anything pejorative about it! First of all, what the hell has happened in America when you have to apologize for saying someone was “pimped out?” If...

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Articles - Page 302

Paris Hilton’s Brother Gets DUI

India Has A VERY Special Olympics

Nicholas Cage Does NOT Steal Chihuahuas

World’s Smallest BodyBuilder Adorably Terrifying

Mississippi To Fatties: No More Food For You

Mr. Skin is Free For 12 Hours Today

Amy Winehouse Is Very British

BlackBerry Service Down: It’s Pants Crapping Time

MILF Monday: Debbie Clemens

Chelsea Clinton Pimp Caller Apologizes

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