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8 Coaches Who Are Also Douchebags

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Coach’s teach their players about teamwork, discipline and toughness. It’s their job to serve as a role model to inspire those around them to leave it all out on the field. But instead, these coaches only inspire us to laugh at them w...

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Everyone Watched The Patriots Suck

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I must say, that was one of the better Super Bowls I’ve watched. And apparently, I’m not the only one who watched it. ESPN.com reports: The New York Giants’ thrilling win over New England was the most-watched Super Bowl ever w...

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Heidi Montag Makes Music Video

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So, this is the music video for the single off Heidi Montag’s new album. The song is called “Higher.” To watch this video and call it shitty, would be like watching someone eat a baby then tell them they were being “unco...

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Amy Winehouse Campaigns For Booze

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Amy_Winehouse – see more hot chicks Actors and musicians often times use their celebrity to make the world a better place. Bono is trying to stop world hunger. Angelina Jolie is working to eradicate poverty in third world countries, and no...

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It’s Super Bowl Sunday, Bitches

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Before you dip your first chip into the guacamole. Before you crack open your first frosty brew. And before you black out before kickoff. Take a second to remember Kevin Everrett, the Buffalo Bills player who was paralyzed on the field in week one...

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Britney Spears’ Meth Binge Bonanza

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I think we finally found the reason behind Britney‘s erratic behavior. She’s not crazy. She’s crazy for meth. According to the National Enquirer: Britney Spears had been on a 24-hour meth binge before she was rushed to the hospi...

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57% Of You Want Maria Sharapova

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Game, Set, Match. The results are in from Wimbeldoher (good God, that was a terrible joke) and 58% of Holy Taco readers would rather bang Tennis Star and Model, Maria Sharapova than Model and Tennis enthusiast, Anna Kournikova. Now here’s A...

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Eva Mendes Loves To Do Drugs

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They tried to make Eva Mendes go to rehab and she said, “No no…” oh wait. She said “yes yes yes.” According to DailyStab.com: Eva Mendes has entered rehab for substance abuse. She is at the famous Cirque Lodge, near...

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Hipsters Do Stupid Things

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I really tried to think this was cool and interesting. I really did. But I couldn’t help but feel that if I was in Grand Central station when this was going on, I would have stood in the middle of them and yelled “HEY! Some guy is ...

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Tony Soprano Gets Punchy With Fan

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The guy who plays Tony Soprano had a little bit of an altercation with an overzealous fan at JFK airport yesterday. Here’s how I imagine it went down: Fan: Hey Tony! It’s Tony Soprano! Hey! Check it out! I love your show! I watch it ...

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Articles - Page 305

8 Coaches Who Are Also Douchebags

Everyone Watched The Patriots Suck

Heidi Montag Makes Music Video

Amy Winehouse Campaigns For Booze

It’s Super Bowl Sunday, Bitches

Britney Spears’ Meth Binge Bonanza

57% Of You Want Maria Sharapova

Eva Mendes Loves To Do Drugs

Hipsters Do Stupid Things

Tony Soprano Gets Punchy With Fan

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