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This Is A Ticket Straight To Hell

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Yeah! That’ll teach that kid to be all retarded and stuff! How dare he go around calling people “shorty.” Them’s fightin’ words, I don’t care what your level of mental deficiency is! Here’s a good rule...

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New Kids On The Block Reunion = Hilarious

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As a blogger it’s my job to make fun of people. So when I read a story like this one, it’s like God is telling me; “Take the day off, I’ll handle it from here.” Sorry New Kids on the Block fans: Despite a Saturday ...

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Angelina Jolie’s Baggy Dress Hides Baby?

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Last night the Screen Actors Guild Awards were held. I had the choice of watching the ceremony or holding my breath until I passed out. When I awoke on the floor this morning, I read this: Angelina Jolie was the center of attention at the Scre...

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Apple Fanboys Make Me Hate Apple Computers

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I don’t get the stupid computer arguments dorks like this guy get into. If you want to use a Mac, go for it. If you want to use a PC, I don’t care. To me, a computer is a machine that gives me porn and…well, that’s about i...

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Spend A Night In The Hitler Room

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If you have trouble sleeping, then maybe you need to surround yourself with the images and memorabilia of one of history’s worst murderers. The Belgrade President Hotel gives you that opportunity in their themed hotel. There’s a Bush ...

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Rock Out To Mega Man

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If you spent any time in the eighties, you probably did at least one of these three things. Snorted cocaine in a bathroom stall Put pop rocks into Coca Cola then dared someone to drink it. Played Mega Man Some of you might have even done all thr...

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Mitt Romney Has A Puppeteer

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Listen closely after Tim Russert asks Mitt Romney a question. Apparently someone was feeding Mitt information through an ear piece or something and his mic picked it up. When he’s asked the question about Ronald Reagan, you can hear some ...

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59% Get Lost In Emilie De Ravine

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That’s right, over 6000 votes were cast and 59% of Holy Taco readers would rather do the blond chick from lost who had a baby, than the dark haired one who cock teases Matthew Fox every episode. I must say, I was surprised. Maybe I need t...

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Hillary Clinton Doesn’t Remember This Guy

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Politicians never remember taking pictures with people who turn out to be criminals. In fact, nobody in Washington ever remembers anything. I wouldn’t be surprised if I saw one of them pull down their pants in the middle of a debate and t...

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Scarlett Johannson Hates People Who Can Hear

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I’m not sure what it is about some actors, but they’re never happy just being actors. They’re always like “Acting is just my job, but my passion is (insert pretentious hobby). It’s like they don’t want to be ...

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Articles - Page 307

This Is A Ticket Straight To Hell

New Kids On The Block Reunion = Hilarious

Angelina Jolie’s Baggy Dress Hides Baby?

Apple Fanboys Make Me Hate Apple Computers

Spend A Night In The Hitler Room

Rock Out To Mega Man

Mitt Romney Has A Puppeteer

59% Get Lost In Emilie De Ravine

Hillary Clinton Doesn’t Remember This Guy

Scarlett Johannson Hates People Who Can Hear

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