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59% Get Lost In Emilie De Ravine

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That’s right, over 6000 votes were cast and 59% of Holy Taco readers would rather do the blond chick from lost who had a baby, than the dark haired one who cock teases Matthew Fox every episode. I must say, I was surprised. Maybe I need t...

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Hillary Clinton Doesn’t Remember This Guy

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Politicians never remember taking pictures with people who turn out to be criminals. In fact, nobody in Washington ever remembers anything. I wouldn’t be surprised if I saw one of them pull down their pants in the middle of a debate and t...

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Scarlett Johannson Hates People Who Can Hear

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I’m not sure what it is about some actors, but they’re never happy just being actors. They’re always like “Acting is just my job, but my passion is (insert pretentious hobby). It’s like they don’t want to be ...

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Jessica Simpson Writes Us a Letter

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Now that Tony Romo shit the bed, booting the Cowboys from the playoffs, rumors are flying around that Romo dumped Jessica Simpson. Well, Jessica Simpson is here to set the record straight. Usmagazine.com reports: “That rag completely fabr...

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Eva Longoria Gets Ink Done

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Sometimes the only way to show someone you love them is by getting a tattoo. And sometimes, that person you love plays professional basketball. And when both those things happen, you have no other choice but to get a hideous tattoo of their num...

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Parenting Tip: Don’t Put Your Baby In Dryer

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Becoming a parent is one of the scariest things you can ever do in your life. You have so many questions, but nowhere to find the answers. Do you take it to the doctor whenever it has a fever? How often should you feed it? How long do you keep it...

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How To: Make a Fake ID

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Just can’t wait to start a life of debilitating alcohol addiction? Let us show you the way, grasshopper. 1. Pick A State Certain state IDs are easier to fake than others, so your adventure begins with figuring which ones are best, going onl...

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Reese Witherspoon’s Dignity Is Boring

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According to the UK edition of Glamour magazine, Reese Witherspoon will be keeping her poon to herself in her upcoming movies: Reese Witherspoon won’t pose for sexy photo shoots to promote her films. “If [actresses] take their clothes...

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Jessica Alba Fears Breastfeeding

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According to usmagazine.com, Jessica Alba is scared of breastfeeding. She says she recently had a dream and “it had to do with breastfeeding which is the only thing I’m paranoid about. More than giving birth.” A dream? What co...

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A Theme Park For The Kids

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So, for 3500 dollars, I can have a crazy Russian dude attack me with a stick while a German Shepherd barks non-stop. Or, I could pay nothing and get the same thing at my Uncle’s house. How much does stuff suck in eastern Europe that peopl...

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Articles - Page 308

59% Get Lost In Emilie De Ravine

Hillary Clinton Doesn’t Remember This Guy

Scarlett Johannson Hates People Who Can Hear

Jessica Simpson Writes Us a Letter

Eva Longoria Gets Ink Done

Parenting Tip: Don’t Put Your Baby In Dryer

How To: Make a Fake ID

Reese Witherspoon’s Dignity Is Boring

Jessica Alba Fears Breastfeeding

A Theme Park For The Kids

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